"I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure." - Clarence Darrow "I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it." - Mark Twain "Stress is when you wake up screaming and you realize you haven't fallen asleep yet." - Anonymous "What's Walmart, do they sell like wall stuff?" - Paris Hilton "There are better things in life than alcohol, but alcohol makes up for not having them." - Terry Pratchett
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"I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure." - Clarence Darrow
"I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it." - Mark Twain
"Stress is when you wake up screaming and you realize you haven't fallen asleep yet." - Anonymous
"What's Walmart, do they sell like wall stuff?" - Paris Hilton
"There are better things in life than alcohol, but alcohol makes up for not having them." - Terry Pratchett