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Team games are fucking retarded.

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# 1Akon Ti Dec 13 2011, 23:30 PM
Man, the amount of people with an IQ below 30 in team games is just fucking astonishing - I look the scoreboard after I lose and I double income got more units than my team but I still damn lose - for only 1 reason - my teammates are a retarded bunch of clowns and coons ... while I claim to have half a brain... they don't have no mind...

I really think teamgames should be left to custom - I mean there is no room for such retarded gameplay on actual ranked ladder - because the rank in teamgames is absolutely meaningless - any dick weed could get into master by just having lucky team mates.... and that brings me to my next point...

Team games = 0.1% skill 99.9% luck... some shit cheese that the other tards didn't build detection for or didn't wall off - it is this shit that loses game and not much else...

Or someone who doesn't build vikings when they see a heavy bc void army... A spastic with severe brain damage could figure that out.

And someone who queues up 5 marines out of 1 barracks - WTF are you mad bro? You retard you could be spending those mins on more structures or tech - useless piece of shit I tell them.

Or some dumb coon who sits for 10 minutes or more without expanding... I mean yo you cheese was fail hard but your macro is fail harder.

Now it AIN'T always this bad - I can get teammates who are decent and have a fully formed brain and all - and are capable of making decisions as a NORMAL player... and I would also like to add - that league rating in teams is just means nothin I mean - it just no difference whatsoever between gold-master.

I am still surprised why in THIS DAMN GAME they made team in actual ladder matches... cuz what depends on I WIN or not more often than almost always like is the team... yeah is my team gonna have somewhat good brain or are they going to be severely mentally handicapped. That is the question.

Yo I may get masters teams - but I know thats like fuckin gamblin - I could get demoted - or I could get promoted - just the luck of the draw... like a damn casino.

Now this ain't skillz or anything but I just sayin' the whole idea of ranked team games in a game as 1v1 orientated as SC II is just bloody stupid get what I am sayin'.

Either scrap teamgames or make the matchmaking system work instead of being broken pieces of fragmented shit.

Peace out

Akon Ti,

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# 2Nimitz Dec 14 2011, 15:27 PM
100% correct. tongue.gif Now post it on TL.

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# 3Akon Ti Dec 14 2011, 21:10 PM
The worst thing though is when your ally isn't supportive... I mean I need your help and you just sit on your ass for 30 minutes while I am getting double cheesed by 2 rushers and you just sit there? And people who do not scout and are too lazy to go across the map and take out the gold expansions the other players have put up.

And those who see someone massing capital ships to max supply and they sit in their base and do nothing about it? If player A allows player B to do this than player A should stop playing SC II and reroll Tetris immediately!!

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# 4Akon Ti Dec 14 2011, 21:10 PM
And the damn RUSHER noobs - if their rush fails often these players have no idea what do past this point - this is all they relied on... basically they are one trick ponies.

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# 5xlava Dec 14 2011, 21:12 PM
Just curious: Why do you care?

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# 6Akon Ti Dec 14 2011, 21:15 PM
I said its NOT always the case!!!!!! I WANT this to be more frequent - so my allies aren't severely retarded ALWAYS then you could see team game as being fun!!! Because usually on a team there is at least one retard... who doesn't make any units for 10 minutes.

I care because I am allergic to losin'... but I am addicted to winnin'

Let truth be told.

Akon Ti,

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# 7purpose Dec 18 2011, 21:56 PM
Tbh not to be harsh or anything but the most retarded people are the ones that play teamgames with random people. That is the most stupied thing you can ever do since it is just bound to make you want to kill yourself.

team games are ONLY viable if you have m8s to play with, other then that you play 1v1.

Other then that I dont really understand why people in like 2v2 go for 6pool / 2 gate. ok so you won but then what? did you think it was a fun game, do you feel good, did you enjoy it due to the fact that you might have pissed your opponents off or what?

Just dont understand why you want to flip a coin instead of actually playing the game. I rather lose a fun close game then winning a game were I proxy 2 gate.

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# 8Tieger Jan 4 2012, 21:09 PM
Then dont play in random team game. find one good mate or more of then to stick with. It will be more easier to play because you know your team mate´s play style.

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# 9Tieger Jan 4 2012, 21:09 PM
Then dont play in random team game. find one good mate or more of then to stick with. It will be more easier to play because you know your team mate´s play style.

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# 10IMZiggy Jan 20 2012, 05:21 AM
A lot of bad people do play team games... but it's still easy to carry a team even if you do fun builds. I haven't lost a 4v4 yet, my pro tip is try and play on the maps that have 4 gold bases, then expand to gold bases. Very secret strategy.

The new 2s maps are actually playable too.

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# 11tatar3010 Feb 17 2012, 02:51 AM
Hi
your post makes me laught. I used to play 2v2 with a good friend of mine but he is really busy now. If you don't mind to try some team game with me.
I am french and silver to play with you might be good for me for you I don't know wink.gif

Add me and we'll see.

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# 12purpose Feb 21 2012, 13:58 PM
Why on earth would anybody play random team games? Bronze players play 3v3 and thats about all you need to know.

If you dont have any m8s to play with, either try to get some or play 1v1. Never ever ever play team games with random people. Its the biggest reason for suicide but Blizzard did a huge cover up on that shit so it would not get out.

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# 13uzsibox Feb 21 2012, 18:23 PM
QUOTE(purpose @ Feb 21 2012, 13:58 PM) *

Why on earth would anybody play random team games? Bronze players play 3v3 and thats about all you need to know.

If you dont have any m8s to play with, either try to get some or play 1v1. Never ever ever play team games with random people. Its the biggest reason for suicide but Blizzard did a huge cover up on that shit so it would not get out.

or just troll the shit out of it like i did. gets boring fast tho :\ good if you need some fast high

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# 14Halose Apr 5 2012, 07:44 AM
I just use team games to test out strats, refine them, and test them out thoroughly before I use them in 1v1.

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# 15Royle May 18 2012, 07:57 AM
I'm sorry but this is exactly why I usually use 2v2's to practice or try out different builds and timings.. I might be bronze but I'd like to progress with the game and as 2v2's are USUALLY short enough, I find that it's much better to practice early game on them. Last night, however, I got bored and wanted to 'troll' a game . . . just watch:
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It's honestly retardedly hilarious. (imo of course) biggrin.gif

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# 16Merc Scout Jun 27 2012, 13:23 PM
funnest thing I saw was a failed scv marine all in, and with 5 scvs left at home the guy transitioned into BATTLECRUISER.

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# 17Vip3rPhoenix Aug 14 2012, 09:59 AM
QUOTE(purpose @ Dec 18 2011, 21:56 PM) *

Tbh not to be harsh or anything but the most retarded people are the ones that play teamgames with random people. That is the most stupied thing you can ever do since it is just bound to make you want to kill yourself.

team games are ONLY viable if you have m8s to play with, other then that you play 1v1.

Other then that I dont really understand why people in like 2v2 go for 6pool / 2 gate. ok so you won but then what? did you think it was a fun game, do you feel good, did you enjoy it due to the fact that you might have pissed your opponents off or what?

Just dont understand why you want to flip a coin instead of actually playing the game. I rather lose a fun close game then winning a game were I proxy 2 gate.



I agree completely with playing with friends.

But I would like to point out, I find risky stratagies / cheese really funny sometimes (especially laughing with team mates in 2v2). It's incredibly risky and exciting sometimes.

If they scout you doing reapers or something and you still manage to win it's even more funny.

Good times.. smile.gif

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# 18Mr.Shankly Sep 24 2012, 10:16 AM
I like playing team games! I never really ran into that problem though

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# 19Dauntless3788 Jan 27 2013, 20:11 PM
I recently played a game in which my ally decided to not build any defenses at all. He didn't even have an army. So when one of the enemy players attacked him he starts screaming for help and I just sit back behind my nicely built wall and watch him get toasted. There was no way I could save him since he was essentially fighting the army with nothing, I would have had to travel and leave MY base undefended to lose most of MY army to save his sorry carcass.

Needless to say he got angry a lot. :-P Next time build something to defend with, dude!

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# 20h4tt0ri Apr 4 2013, 09:21 AM
Well, that is wierd.
I am quite new to SC2 - I play about 2 weeks now with my buddy. I've played ~150 1v1 games now and qualified for Silver. To be honest 3/4 games in Silver are rushes and cheese plays which is totaly annoying but some teached me how to defend against it - so it's not a big deal.

Now, 2v2's... I've played 20 2v2 games, all of them RANKED with my buddy and all the games were good and legit. Not a single games was cheese or spam rush or whatever. All of them were really good games - those were better than 1v1 ranked games to be honest. We've qualified to Gold with 5/5 Win Streak in placement, and even in placement the matches were competetive.

I don't know what do you play - but find yourself a capable friend and play with him. Random teams are always not a good option. It's just the same as in Counter-Strike, or World In Conflict public games, back in the day.

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