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Caught my gf pooping

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# 1Amateur`Hour Feb 7 2012, 02:42 AM
She said shes off to pee while were watching a movie, now shes been gone 5 minutes and i knew something was up, i knocked on the door and asked if everything is ok, she said yes she'll be right out...her voice was labored and i became suspicious...so i yelled "IM COMING IN!' she screamed no but there was no stopping this, i smashed through the door and i see her sitting on the toilet seat, i told her to get the fuk up, she didnt so i threw her off, i looked inside the toilet...just as i suspected, a goddam log, bitch u better pray this isnt yours. i looked around and saw no pet in site, I KNOW THIS IS UR POOP U WHORE, she screamed at me that im crazy and that shes calling the cops, all the while toilet paper in her hands. i told her no need to call the cops, im breaking up with u u some kinda poop whore. and that was that. I feel like a new man and off to find a woman who doesnt poop.

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# 2Unikorn Feb 7 2012, 13:00 PM
Yeah sif u ever had a gf.

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# 3sueffkopp Feb 7 2012, 14:01 PM
copy paste.

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# 4Amateur`Hour Feb 7 2012, 18:31 PM
Damn you guys are astute, here watch this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j-PBPKBvWfw...feature=mh_lolz

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# 5RaGe` Feb 7 2012, 18:47 PM
QUOTE(Unikorn @ Feb 7 2012, 14:00 PM) *

Yeah sif u ever had a gf.

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# 6Amateur`Hour Feb 7 2012, 19:02 PM
GO AHEAD RUB IT IN

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# 7Streex Feb 8 2012, 15:57 PM
lol'd at this shit story

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# 8 Omerta` Feb 9 2012, 10:17 AM
QUOTE(Streex @ Feb 8 2012, 07:57 AM) *

lol'd at this shit story

haha

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# 9Fishy Feb 11 2012, 01:09 AM
You can call you a lucky man...she could be one of those poop throwing shower girls...if u know what i mean ;-)

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# 10Lianta Feb 11 2012, 02:39 AM
Love story.

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# 11Streex Feb 11 2012, 13:50 PM
QUOTE(Fishy @ Feb 11 2012, 03:09 AM) *

You can call you a lucky man...she could be one of those poop throwing shower girls...if u know what i mean ;-)

what do u mean?

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# 12Fishy Feb 11 2012, 18:10 PM
Well...there was a rumors about poop throwing guy (http://9gag.com/gag/1323577) and accordingly to rule 63 (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=rule%2063) there must be any poop throwing girl.

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# 13ValsaDoom Feb 19 2012, 16:43 PM
Careful what you wish for....


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