Company of Heroes

As 3 word stories are too mainstream, EmperorDodo decided to create a whole new...

story thread, which would hopefully not just be 'random' and shit.

On this day...

our day, we receive our daily bread. and give praise to...

EmperorDodo. After all he signed up exactly 4 years and (almost) 4 days ago

You're all gay

!'' some random dude suddenly shouted, probably to jimpey or JBereton, not to EmperorDodo, ofcourse,...

because despite emperor dod0 being gay. everone was scared of him because...

of just that fact. Everyone hated the faggot and was scared that by associating with him that they too would be branded excommunicate traitoris.

Though EmperorDodo replied: "Don't bully my friends! They would never bully me either. They...

They replied, the emperor has been tainted, burn the heretic send him back to the warp from which he came -

.

so he was placed inside the pyramid where one day the...

You're all still gay.

was away from the bay beacsuease...

whats gay is he cant even get a 2-1 kd ration on bf - ROFL

K/D ratio in Battlefield, seriously? Back to CoD with you

I like your attitude.

I mean, I don't like like your attitude. You just seem pretty cool that's all. Not that it got my attention or anything -- I was just trying to be polite.

So, do you come around here oft -- no, sorry, I wasn't trying out a pick-up line on you. It's just -- no, I swear I wasn't checking you out! I'm not g-

Oh God this is embarrassing. You caught me.

lol