Another one of those TI 2 vs 2 games between friends and colleagues at war with one another on an immense scale on the 1.04 patch here in Zero Hour.
Starts off with lots of your usual early game action, goes into a mid-game full of wasted units and shameful decisions, then ends with a somber late-game rush.
MOAB28 walks a worker right on down into
cuteyBIGmad!'s base, thinking he is so smart, but he forgot,
BiGmad! is a smart guy as well.
He drives his truck straight up there from his oils supply, giving the poor 11 year old driver order only to run down any foreigners he comes across on his way to the sea(lolz, poor boy). He finds the worker, and runs him down with reckless abandon. So shocks was the worker, he stands totally erect after being hit head on. So sad are these ZH battles. The truck boy was given bathroom privileges for this success; Alas, he never gets to use them, as he is filled with a patriotic zeal after his first mission, and continues forward into
MOAB28's base, running down another poor helpless worker, but this time he has gone too far, and he is chased down by two RPG wielding bro's, and caught just as he runs out of fuel. At this same time
MS99 was going for a big fast Prop Center 1 minute into the game, relying on his opponents not rushing his vulnerable base supplies for success; But he doesn't even have a 2nd truck collecting at his oils supply.
BoyBabyPink decides to see what
MS98 is doing up there, and he succeeds in doing this(I guess), but he does no damage and loses two technicals and two RPG's for nothing in the process.
He will face charges for a failed scouting mission afterward. Team 1 bunkers up their bases a bit and get the early rushing advantage, pushing into
Team 2's bases at the same time, but they don't succeed in doing any notable damage.
madcuteBUTT gets some tanks into the bases, and uses a big dragon to solve a local slavery problem in an old supplies warehouse
...he burned up all the slaves by mistake, so he'll definitely receive a nasty slap on the wrist for that mistake. But really, could anything else be expected to happen? He was so trigger happy with that flame wall that he started spamming it against a scorp. In response to this,
MS97 goes for a push down into
PinkBoy's base with a small Overlord army, but he is ill-prepared, and gets cleaned up immediately by
CUTIESmad Helix
→Vaporized really. Sadly, he goes a bit too hard with his Lix, and loses it to a Quad after going across the divide. He should have been sending his whole army in at this time, as this could have won him the game very quickly, as
MOAB27 wouldn't have a thing to stop his tanks, and his ally wasn't in a good position to deal with helping, as he was already dealing with
Pinky's assault. The tables turn quickly, and an Overlord assault goes South on the left, and a Quad+scorp army pushes likewise on the right island. The Overlord army is only overcome thanks to a small Helix squadron, however, the offensive on the right looks to be successful, and begins desolating, and another army of Overlords follows up attacking
Pinky's base. However,
CUTEbutMAD had an ace up his sleeve to turn things around; He drops a Dragon up behind
MS96's oils, and flames them away, then goes ham on his base, with the dragon and Helix Napalm Bombs. He ends up hunting his last Dozer and burning up his CC, essentially defeating one opponent, and back in his own base,
MOAB27 makes many mistakes in his judgment, resulting in the loss of his army, instead of destroying
Mad's base. But things weren't finished yet, as a big push went down to the bottom-left island. Thankfully, our
BabyBoy gets promoted, using that OP Tox Ambush, and finally realizes Jarmen Kell is a good counter to Overlords...a bit late, but oh well. There is one final push made at the end, it's success or failure decides the outcome.
A lot of mistakes were made I know, but still a GG
dont review it Leik its a 0.3/10 for skill level lol just a busy game and had fun with the lixes which you dont see that often