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# 1-Photonics- Apr 24 2020, 16:50 PM
Write your best Yo Mama Jokes
THEY MUST NECESSARILY CONTAIN A C&C REFERENCE :


Yo mama is so fat the prodigy died trying to teleport her
Yo mama is so fat that when the Scrins used their rift generator, she clogged it
Yo mama is so fat she "cannot be deployed here"
Yo mama is so fat when she enters in the MARV, it stops moving
Yo mama is so fat you must train her in the war factory and the announcer says "feeding"
Yo mama is so fat she needs a radar scan to find her butthole
Yo mama is so fat she lost a race against the mothership

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# 2Whitey Apr 24 2020, 18:05 PM
Yo mama is so fat the prodigy died trying to teleport her

Why is this actually kinda funny lol

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# 3A.Productions YT May 8 2020, 14:48 PM
Yo mama is so fat she wasn't effective when the Rage Generator is used.

I dunno why i committed that. XP

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# 4zTipzee May 9 2020, 00:47 AM
Yo mama so fat she clogged the rift generator when she got sucked in

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# 5Whitey May 9 2020, 03:04 AM
QUOTE(zTipzee @ May 9 2020, 00:47 AM) *

Yo mama so fat she clogged the rift generator when she got sucked in

LOL

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# 6-Photonics- May 11 2020, 16:53 PM
QUOTE(zTipzee @ May 8 2020, 12:47 PM) *

Yo mama so fat she clogged the rift generator when she got sucked in


Ahem
The game is to make up new ones ...

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# 7-Photonics- May 11 2020, 17:01 PM
Yo mama is so fat when she hosts a new game the room is already full

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# 8shocktapus May 13 2020, 14:15 PM
QUOTE(-Photonics- @ May 11 2020, 18:01 PM) *

Yo mama is so fat when she hosts a new game the room is already full


That made me laugh.

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# 9Claymore92 May 13 2020, 19:55 PM
Welcome to KW shocktapus.

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# 10LordFlameheart Jul 6 2020, 07:47 AM
Yo mama so fat that when she garrisons a Hammerhead, it won't lift.


This post has been edited by LordFlameheart: Jul 7 2020, 01:02 AM

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# 11Whitey Jul 6 2020, 17:24 PM
First one is good.

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# 12OneVISION. Jul 9 2020, 15:44 PM
QUOTE(LordFlameheart @ Jul 6 2020, 07:47 AM) *

Yo mama so fat that when she garrisons a Hammerhead, it won't lift.

can tell youve been waiting your whole life to finally add something to a conversation lol

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# 13LordFlameheart Jul 10 2020, 07:40 AM
QUOTE(OneVISION. @ Jul 9 2020, 15:44 PM) *

can tell youve been waiting your whole life to finally add something to a conversation lol


You have problems babe?

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# 14OneVISION. Jul 10 2020, 08:48 AM
QUOTE(LordFlameheart @ Jul 10 2020, 07:40 AM) *

You have problems babe?

yeah youre not giving me enough bedroom attention mad.gif

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# 15Greasy Jul 10 2020, 21:11 PM
QUOTE(-Photonics- @ Apr 24 2020, 08:50 AM) *

Write your best Yo Mama Jokes
THEY MUST NECESSARILY CONTAIN A C&C REFERENCE :
Yo mama is so fat the prodigy died trying to teleport her
Yo mama is so fat that when the Scrins used their rift generator, she clogged it
Yo mama is so fat she "cannot be deployed here"
Yo mama is so fat when she enters in the MARV, it stops moving
Yo mama is so fat you must train her in the war factory and the announcer says "feeding"
Yo mama is so fat she needs a radar scan to find her butthole
Yo mama is so fat she lost a race against the mothership

lol.

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# 16Claymore92 Jul 11 2020, 12:35 PM
QUOTE(Greasy @ Jul 10 2020, 21:11 PM) *

lol.

Looking at your game badge I realise that despite having been an administrator on this site I never knew it had a Call of Duty Black Ops section.

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# 17Masazumi Jul 24 2020, 04:37 AM
Yo mama is so fat, the hexapod goes heroic after defeating her,
Yo mama is so fat, unit pathing can't find a way around her,
Yo mama is so fat, when she sits down it's like nod vein detonated a field,
Yo mama is so fat, she's an entire base on her own,
Yo mama is so ugly, Kane offered her his cyborg mask,
Yo mama is so ugly, the Awakened were scared off.

That's all I got.

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# 18XXcyberstormXX Aug 4 2020, 23:01 PM
Yo mama so ugly, that touching her would kill you faster than tiberium exposure.

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# 19RicardoLuis369 Aug 22 2020, 18:04 PM
Yo mamma so fat, the commando needs two bombs to blow her up

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# 20RRcabal Sep 16 2020, 00:44 AM
Yo mama so stupid, she wore a spoon to the super bowl

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