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# 101Aberrance` Jun 30 2014, 23:50 PM
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4:15 PM - Blinky: and i'm willing to forgive them if they can only forgive themselves
4:16 PM - Ambartanen: lol
4:16 PM - Ambartanen: GR has like
4:16 PM - Ambartanen: 10 posts a day
4:16 PM - Blinky: i want to be part of that
4:16 PM - Ambartanen: I genuinely don't know why I still give it a post
4:16 PM - Ambartanen: now and again
4:16 PM - Blinky: GR is a magnificent diseased beast
4:16 PM - Ambartanen: and again
4:16 PM - Blinky: and i want to ride it
4:16 PM - Blinky: one last time
4:17 PM - Ambartanen: so create an account
4:17 PM - Ambartanen: I don't think anything is really stopping you
4:17 PM - Blinky: it isnt the same having to pretend im some nobody
4:17 PM - Blinky: when i was a somebody
4:17 PM - Ambartanen: lol
4:17 PM - Ambartanen: you can have my account if you like
4:17 PM - Ambartanen: you can pretend to be a me-body
4:17 PM - Blinky: that's generous
4:18 PM - Blinky: i may take you up on it some day
4:18 PM - Blinky: not today
4:18 PM - Blinky: i still hold out hope that 1 day
4:18 PM - Blinky: blinky will rise
4:18 PM - Ambartanen: lo
4:18 PM - Ambartanen: GR servers may be wiped by then
4:18 PM - Ambartanen: personally Blinky
4:19 PM - Ambartanen: I find this all unseemly
4:19 PM - Ambartanen: not how I'd meet rejection
4:19 PM - Ambartanen: for certain
4:19 PM - Ambartanen: how about this
4:19 PM - Ambartanen: I will go on a hunger strike
4:19 PM - Blinky: rejection?
4:19 PM - Ambartanen: until you are unbanned
4:19 PM - Blinky: its a forced sabbatical
4:19 PM - Blinky: at most.
4:19 PM - Ambartanen: and by hunger strike
4:19 PM - Ambartanen: I mean
4:19 PM - Ambartanen: I will stop posting
4:20 PM - Ambartanen: we can vanish into an obscure oblivion
4:20 PM - Ambartanen: together
4:20 PM - Blinky: lol
4:20 PM - Ambartanen: I lied earlier
4:20 PM - Ambartanen: I know exactly why it is I continue to post on GR
4:21 PM - Ambartanen: GR is a manifestation of our inability to move forward
4:21 PM - Ambartanen: it's a limbo
4:21 PM - Blinky: i can move forward whenever i want, its turning right i have trouble with
4:22 PM - Ambartanen: hmm.
4:22 PM - Blinky: my therapist says its because when i was a child i saw something terrible to my right
4:22 PM - Blinky: so horrific
4:22 PM - Ambartanen: I use the collective our to diffuse the truth and applicability of my words from myself
4:22 PM - Blinky: i can no longer turn that way
4:22 PM - Ambartanen: haha
4:22 PM - Ambartanen: that'd make a great pretext for something.
4:23 PM - Blinky: it's probably been done by somebody
4:23 PM - Ambartanen: Zoolander
4:23 PM - Ambartanen: to an extent
4:23 PM - Blinky: true
4:24 PM - Blinky: i'll give you that one
4:24 PM - Blinky: kudos
4:24 PM - Blinky: you ben stiller afficionado
4:24 PM - Ambartanen: as a matter of fact
4:24 PM - Ambartanen: I have a few Zoolander clips in my e-rejoinder youtube repertoire
4:24 PM - Ambartanen: http://youtu.be/K_oxI-FwWWg
4:25 PM - Ambartanen: I very seldom have occassion to use that.
4:25 PM - Ambartanen: occasion*
4:25 PM - Ambartanen: I always get that one wrong
4:25 PM - Ambartanen: and then immediately after correct it
4:27 PM - Blinky: lol
4:28 PM - Blinky: i'm an unofficial member of the frat pack
4:28 PM - Ambartanen: the what now
4:29 PM - Blinky: i'm pretty fucking sure we actually have this convo about 3 years ago
4:30 PM - Ambartanen: we have this convo every few months
4:30 PM - Blinky: no
4:30 PM - Blinky: we have the godzilla convo every few months
4:30 PM - Blinky: this
4:30 PM - Blinky: this is yearly
4:30 PM - Ambartanen: we should make a holiday out of it
4:31 PM - Blinky: i've given up celebrating things
4:32 PM - Ambartanen: http://cdn.bulbagarden.net/upload/b/ba/ORA...May_Brendan.jpg
4:32 PM - Blinky: choose something else
4:32 PM - Ambartanen: even remakes?
4:32 PM - Ambartanen: well
4:32 PM - Ambartanen: it could be a Jewish holiday
4:32 PM - Ambartanen: a sort of
4:32 PM - Ambartanen: collective commiseration
4:32 PM - Blinky: now your speaking my depressing language
4:32 PM - Ambartanen: http://youtu.be/K_oxI-FwWWg
4:32 PM - Ambartanen: lol
4:32 PM - Blinky: if i were to ever be religious
4:32 PM - Ambartanen: those Japs sure are crazy
4:32 PM - Blinky: i would be jewish
4:32 PM - Ambartanen: uhh
4:32 PM - Ambartanen: I'm pretty sure
4:32 PM - Ambartanen: not being religious
4:32 PM - Ambartanen: is essential to the Jewish faith
4:33 PM - Blinky: so i'm a jew now
4:33 PM - Blinky: ?
4:33 PM - Ambartanen: it's just a club where they wear weird facial hair
4:33 PM - Ambartanen: and tiny hats
4:33 PM - Blinky: i do both those things
4:33 PM - Ambartanen: I don't know
4:33 PM - Ambartanen: I'm not a huge fan of bagels
4:33 PM - Ambartanen: personally
4:33 PM - Ambartanen: never really cared to explore the matter
4:33 PM - Blinky: well
4:34 PM - Blinky: you don't like circles so
4:34 PM - Blinky: that explains why
4:34 PM - Blinky: your more of a square person
4:34 PM - Blinky: *you*re
4:34 PM - Ambartanen: I'm glad you caught that the 2nd time around
4:35 PM - Blinky: i feel like pretending i'm still allowed on GR also means i've reverted to my prior self who couldn't spell for shit
4:35 PM - Ambartanen: lol
4:35 PM - Ambartanen: I see that.
4:35 PM - Ambartanen: can't say I approve
4:35 PM - Blinky: if you go back far enough on GR
4:35 PM - Blinky: you also
4:35 PM - Ambartanen: I know.
4:35 PM - Blinky: sucked
4:36 PM - Ambartanen: I prefer to dwell on a very selective segment of the past, thanks.
4:36 PM - Ambartanen: Refined dysfunction, if you will.
4:36 PM - Blinky: is that contagious?
4:36 PM - Ambartanen: You wish.
4:36 PM - Blinky: i could use some of that
4:37 PM - Ambartanen: Although if I am being honest
4:37 PM - Ambartanen: I think I'm getting worse in that regard
4:37 PM - Ambartanen: I don't feel as clever as I used to.
4:37 PM - Ambartanen: It's a bell curve
4:38 PM - Ambartanen: and I feel I used to know what a bell curve is
4:38 PM - Ambartanen: Let us embrace despondency together
4:38 PM - Ambartanen: you get the strychnine
4:38 PM - Ambartanen: I will procure the Kool Aid
4:38 PM - Ambartanen: no point in delaying this any longer
4:39 PM - Ambartanen: What say you?
4:39 PM - Blinky: i'm not allowed to purchase strychnine anymore
4:39 PM - Blinky: not after the last time
4:40 PM - Ambartanen: lol
4:40 PM - Ambartanen: we can simply swap
4:40 PM - Blinky: yeah..
4:40 PM - Blinky: we have a problem there too
4:40 PM - Ambartanen: what
4:40 PM - Ambartanen: now you're telling me we can't swap fluids?
4:40 PM - Blinky: lol
4:40 PM - Ambartanen: There was nothing wrong last time
4:40 PM - Ambartanen: I know that for a fact.
4:41 PM - Blinky: the swap wasn't equal
4:41 PM - Blinky: you took more than your fair share
4:41 PM - Ambartanen: what can I say
4:41 PM - Ambartanen: I had a thirst
4:41 PM - Ambartanen: I was drowning my sorrows
4:42 PM - Ambartanen: You've actually caught me in a grand mood
4:42 PM - Ambartanen: you may have noticed
4:42 PM - Blinky: you have been very grand
4:42 PM - Ambartanen: what with my being ever so glib
4:43 PM - Ambartanen: the world is particularly meaningless at this moment
4:43 PM - Ambartanen: I quite like it
4:43 PM - Ambartanen: the cheesecake helps too.
4:43 PM - Blinky: hopefully it will be enough to sustain you into your next veggie intake
4:44 PM - Blinky: those radishes are full of nutrition
4:44 PM - Ambartanen: I'd be perfectly pleased with either outcome
4:44 PM - Blinky: radishes are delicious
4:44 PM - Blinky: you should try and eat them
4:44 PM - Ambartanen: I don't rank them especially high
4:44 PM - Ambartanen: then again
4:44 PM - Ambartanen: I'm hard pressed to name anything I do rank highly
4:44 PM - Ambartanen: pretty sure I don't like anything.
4:47 PM - Ambartanen: http://youtu.be/LaX97C70SmE
4:47 PM - Ambartanen: I need more of those, I think.
4:50 PM - Ambartanen: Well whatever
4:50 PM - Ambartanen: I am going to go pretend to do stuff.
4:50 PM - Ambartanen: http://youtu.be/t6t0Y8r-6sE

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# 102Aberrance` Sep 14 2014, 07:46 AM
...for was it not written by the Most Holy Dimitri the Fishmonger, know not all gems nor fully appreciate their waggish rapport, so that tomorrow ye may continue to amass them righteously.
QUOTE(Velleity @ Oct 25 2012, 18:44 PM) *

Thursday, October 25, 2012
6:30 PM - Blinkyblob: if i could shape my love for you into a tangible object, it would be a miniature bottle
6:30 PM - Blinkyblob: which i would then fill up
6:30 PM - Blinkyblob: with my semen
6:31 PM - Blinkyblob: my extremely tangible semen
6:36 PM - Velleity: Have you ever considered
6:36 PM - Velleity: therapy.
6:36 PM - Velleity: after all
6:36 PM - Velleity: any someone without self esteem issues would have described their hypothetical bottle as anything but miniature.
6:37 PM - Blinkyblob: its only miniature
6:37 PM - Blinkyblob: so i can keep it in my rectum
6:37 PM - Blinkyblob: i'm a realist at heart
6:37 PM - Blinkyblob: and i know how far my rectum will stretch
6:37 PM - Velleity: that's good information to have
6:38 PM - Velleity: a man should know his limits
6:38 PM - Velleity: I for one
6:38 PM - Blinkyblob: thats true
6:38 PM - Velleity: am intimately familiar with my own
6:38 PM - Velleity: they are many
6:38 PM - Velleity: I'm something of a polygamist with failure
6:38 PM - Velleity: and inability
6:38 PM - Velleity: but that
6:38 PM - Velleity: is neither here nor there
6:38 PM - Velleity: for there
6:38 PM - Velleity: as where we were
6:39 PM - Velleity: was your rectum
6:39 PM - Velleity: what of it?
6:39 PM - Blinkyblob: hypothetically
6:39 PM - Velleity: tell me
6:39 PM - Blinkyblob: if you were in my shoes
6:39 PM - Velleity: this bottle
6:39 PM - Velleity: of yours
6:39 PM - Blinkyblob: and by shoes i mean rectum
6:39 PM - Velleity: have you considered
6:39 PM - Velleity: taking the classiest of routes
6:39 PM - Blinkyblob: would you fill it up with semen?
6:39 PM - Velleity: and making it a ship in a bottle?
6:39 PM - Velleity: you'd literally have a boat afloat on a sea of semen
6:39 PM - Velleity: inside you.
6:39 PM - Blinkyblob: a ship swimming in a sea of semen?
6:39 PM - Velleity: few can boast of such
6:40 PM - Blinkyblob: i know brad pitt has 1
6:40 PM - Velleity: well
6:40 PM - Velleity: of course brad pitt does
6:40 PM - Velleity: and I ask you this
6:40 PM - Velleity: is that
6:40 PM - Velleity: bad company to be in?
6:40 PM - Velleity: no sir.
6:40 PM - Velleity: you two would be the height of exclusivity
6:40 PM - Velleity: the toast of the town
6:40 PM - Velleity: ass-boat-bottle-town.
6:40 PM - Blinkyblob: i have a very personal vendetta against mr pitt
6:40 PM - Velleity: ah, Hollywood.
6:41 PM - Blinkyblob: it goes back many years
6:41 PM - Blinkyblob: i wouldnt be seen dead with him
6:41 PM - Blinkyblob: on the town
6:41 PM - Velleity: how about
6:41 PM - Velleity: inside him
6:41 PM - Velleity: I hear his vessel
6:41 PM - Velleity: is looking for a first mate
6:41 PM - Blinkyblob: i'm going to tell you how this vendetta began
6:41 PM - Velleity: and a second mate and a third.
6:41 PM - Blinkyblob: i was part of a proud ventriloquist family
6:41 PM - Blinkyblob: and brad pitt was just starting out in the industry
6:42 PM - Blinkyblob: he too
6:42 PM - Blinkyblob: was a proud ventriloquist
6:42 PM - Velleity: I'm following so far
THE SUSPENSE



QUOTE(Velleity @ Oct 25 2012, 20:12 PM) *

6:52 PM - Blinkyblob: you don't need it
6:53 PM - Blinkyblob: russia has a thriving ventriloquism industry
6:53 PM - Blinkyblob: in mother Nebraska
6:53 PM - Velleity: lol
6:53 PM - Velleity: oh Blinky
6:53 PM - Velleity: have you considered
6:53 PM - Velleity: a career
6:53 PM - Velleity: out of this
6:54 PM - Velleity: whatever it is
6:54 PM - Blinkyblob: would you be my agent?
6:54 PM - Blinkyblob: i shant be able to ply my trade without a suitable gentlemen at my side
6:54 PM - Velleity: lol
6:55 PM - Velleity: I
6:55 PM - Velleity: am watching
6:55 PM - Velleity: Sherlock
6:55 PM - Velleity: are you familiar with it
6:55 PM - Velleity: you limeys
6:55 PM - Velleity: are such delightful people
6:55 PM - Velleity: with your wibbly wobblies
6:55 PM - Velleity: and your loos
6:56 PM - Blinkyblob: we also have a lady that rules over all of us with an iron fist
6:56 PM - Blinkyblob: extremely progressive society
6:56 PM - Blinkyblob: you know
6:57 PM - Velleity: meryl streep?
6:57 PM - Blinkyblob: i'm pretty sure i recall a conversation where you said you had just watched Sherlock 2
6:57 PM - Blinkyblob: are you watching them in reverse order?
6:57 PM - Blinkyblob: ARE YOU MAD
6:57 PM - Velleity: I've seen
6:57 PM - Velleity: season 1
6:57 PM - Velleity: and not 2
6:57 PM - Velleity: so clearly
6:57 PM - Velleity: your recollection
6:57 PM - Velleity: is off
6:57 PM - Velleity: I'd not be so quick to accuse others
6:57 PM - Velleity: of madness
6:57 PM - Velleity: were I you
6:57 PM - Velleity: or rather
6:57 PM - Velleity: if I were
6:57 PM - Velleity: I would be quick
6:57 PM - Blinkyblob: i was talking about those film things with a certain downs syndrome jr person
6:57 PM - Velleity: because
6:57 PM - Velleity: I'd be you
6:57 PM - Velleity: and thus
6:57 PM - Velleity: addled
6:57 PM - Velleity: in some manner
6:58 PM - Velleity: Rain-man?
6:58 PM - Blinkyblob: The one and only
6:58 PM - Velleity: Iron Man?
6:58 PM - Velleity: what
6:59 PM - Blinkyblob: firstly
6:59 PM - Blinkyblob: british tv is bad for your health
6:59 PM - Blinkyblob: it has subversive elements int it
6:59 PM - Blinkyblob: *in it
6:59 PM - Blinkyblob: that will attack your immune system
6:59 PM - Blinkyblob: any americans immune system
7:00 PM - Velleity: lol
7:00 PM - Blinkyblob: we call it
7:00 PM - Blinkyblob: humour
7:00 PM - Velleity: ugh
7:00 PM - Velleity: now that you mention it
7:00 PM - Velleity: I do feel off
7:00 PM - Velleity: I feel..
7:00 PM - Velleity: compelled
7:00 PM - Velleity: compelled to inflict superfluous o's
7:00 PM - Velleity: upon otherwise decent
7:00 PM - Velleity: and unremarkable words
7:00 PM - Velleity: I
7:01 PM - Velleity: I
7:01 PM - Velleity: suddenly see the utility
7:01 PM - Velleity: in a standardized system of measurement
7:01 PM - Velleity: perhaps going by increments of 10...
7:01 PM - Velleity: I must put a stop to this
7:01 PM - Blinkyblob: lol
7:01 PM - Blinkyblob: what ever will you do?
7:01 PM - Blinkyblob: soon you'll start seeing in colour
7:01 PM - Velleity: skadjaskdjas
7:01 PM - Blinkyblob: and by then it'll be too late
7:02 PM - Velleity: Blinky
7:02 PM - Velleity: I've a confession to make
7:02 PM - Blinkyblob: you have to counter act sherlock with your most notable and impressive american counterpart...
7:03 PM - Velleity: I
7:03 PM - Velleity: am retroactively penitent
7:03 PM - Velleity: for not begining and closing
7:03 PM - Velleity: all my requests of others
7:03 PM - Velleity: with please
7:03 PM - Velleity: and thank you
7:03 PM - Velleity: I also...
7:03 PM - Velleity: I also condemn all things pertaining to dentistry
7:03 PM - Velleity: it's no more a science
7:03 PM - Velleity: than
7:03 PM - Velleity: than
7:04 PM - Velleity: handegg is a sport.
7:04 PM - Blinkyblob: handegg is gaining popularity in eastern europe
7:04 PM - Blinkyblob: although they use rocks
7:04 PM - Velleity: lawl
7:05 PM - Velleity: maybe two will spark together on accident
7:05 PM - Velleity: and they will discover fire
7:05 PM - Velleity: might be just the thing they need
7:05 PM - Velleity: in that part of the world.
7:05 PM - Blinkyblob: lol
7:06 PM - Blinkyblob: i'm just hoping for chernobyl part II
7:06 PM - Velleity: mmm
7:07 PM - Velleity: the world does so lack giant superstrong cockroaches
7:07 PM - Velleity: overturning cars
7:07 PM - Velleity: and ripping people in half in the streets
7:07 PM - Velleity: with mandibles like steel
7:07 PM - Blinkyblob: no no
7:07 PM - Blinkyblob: gold mandibles
7:07 PM - Velleity: that's absurd
7:07 PM - Blinkyblob: and then people poach them
7:07 PM - Blinkyblob: for their mandibles
7:07 PM - Velleity: lol
7:07 PM - Velleity: ok
7:07 PM - Velleity: I concede you the point
7:07 PM - Velleity: that would be good
7:08 PM - Blinkyblob: until they become endangeared giant cockroaches
7:08 PM - Velleity: then
7:08 PM - Blinkyblob: and we setup a national park for them
7:08 PM - Velleity: people of status
7:08 PM - Velleity: can own them
7:08 PM - Velleity: against all legality
7:08 PM - Velleity: ride them
7:08 PM - Velleity: amongst themselves
7:08 PM - Velleity: to differentiate between the upper echelons
7:08 PM - Velleity: are you familiar
7:08 PM - Velleity: with dressage?
7:08 PM - Blinkyblob: i didnt know rich people rode around on giant tortoises
7:09 PM - Blinkyblob: what a clever idea
7:09 PM - Blinkyblob: and dressage must be where they dress up their various tortoises
7:09 PM - Blinkyblob: in a bid to make them the fanciest of them all
7:10 PM - Velleity: you know
7:10 PM - Velleity: you should really chronicle all those
7:10 PM - Velleity: and one day compile it into something
7:10 PM - Velleity: tot ry and capitalize it
7:10 PM - Velleity: might make our future destinies as destitute vagabonds
7:10 PM - Velleity: a tad more comfortable
7:10 PM - Velleity: that is
7:11 PM - Velleity: if there is comfort left in a future ruled by giant golden sea-roaches
7:11 PM - Blinkyblob: ukrainian giant golden sea-roaches
7:11 PM - Blinkyblob: the best and worst kind
7:12 PM - Velleity: never did care for the ukrainian ones
7:12 PM - Velleity: they have their own dialect
7:12 PM - Velleity: very uncivilized speak
7:12 PM - Velleity: they use speak as a noun
7:12 PM - Velleity: and everything
7:12 PM - Blinkyblob: lol
7:13 PM - Blinkyblob: as future vagabonds in arms
7:13 PM - Blinkyblob: lets swear
7:13 PM - Blinkyblob: never to use a single noun
7:13 PM - Velleity: haha
7:13 PM - Velleity: it would certainly afford us a certain novelty as beggars
7:13 PM - Velleity: that and the constant public 69ing
7:14 PM - Velleity: if there's anything we know, it's how to work a crowd
7:14 PM - Velleity: and cocks
7:14 PM - Velleity: maybe even a crowd of them.
7:14 PM - Blinkyblob: lawl
7:15 PM - Blinkyblob: the money we make off our street performances we can invest in blockbuster
7:15 PM - Blinkyblob: that store is going places
Blinkyblob is now Offline.
I miss him already.

;_;


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# 103Engi Sep 15 2014, 11:04 AM
ironic shitposting is still shitposting

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# 104Aberrance` Sep 16 2014, 04:50 AM
And this is neither. This is where I pile the imagined past. For proof it wasn't.

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# 105Engi Oct 15 2014, 11:07 AM
>he changed the title

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# 106Aberrance` Nov 4 2014, 14:16 PM
QUOTE(Ambartanen @ Aug 31 2014, 14:28 PM) *

QUOTE(Ambartanen @ Mar 24 2014, 14:24 PM) *

I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I'm saying.



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# 107Aberrance` Dec 7 2015, 04:15 AM
QUOTE
Sunday, December 06, 2015
10:24 PM - Blinky is currently offline, they will receive your message the next time they log in.

;_;

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# 108Aberrance` Feb 27 2016, 07:27 AM
Never tell your password to anyone.
Friday, February 26, 2016
3:29 PM - ᅚ: lol
3:29 PM - ᅚ: I think we've objectively reached
3:30 PM - ᅚ: some too old to like Pokemon stage
3:30 PM - ᅚ: when one's first thought upon hearing of a new game is
3:30 PM - ᅚ: damn
3:30 PM - ᅚ: I'll have to delay my suicide yet again
3:30 PM - Blinky: haha
3:31 PM - Blinky: theres actually a queue to commit suicide atm over here
3:31 PM - Blinky: im 61st in line
3:31 PM - ᅚ: you can skip to the front if you just convert to Islam

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# 109Aberrance` Feb 27 2016, 07:28 AM
Our shitposting is eternal.

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# 110Aberrance` Feb 27 2016, 07:33 AM
Though all else is fleeting.

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# 111Utred Feb 29 2016, 18:31 PM

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# 112Aberrance` Mar 22 2016, 10:58 AM

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# 113Utred Apr 2 2016, 20:44 PM
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# 114synfire Apr 4 2016, 07:10 AM
Tragic.

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# 115Utred Apr 4 2016, 07:30 AM
I liked that one.

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# 116Aberrance` Apr 10 2016, 09:13 AM
What is this quintessence of dust?

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# 117Aberrance` Sep 25 2016, 12:40 PM
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7:06 AM - Blinky: yo
7:06 AM - ᅚ: Hello, sir Blob.
7:06 AM - ᅚ: Freedom informed me you've died
7:06 AM - ᅚ: what brings you to me
7:06 AM - ᅚ: in your next life
7:06 AM - ᅚ: it must be urgent
7:06 AM - Blinky: death is but a ruse
7:06 AM - Blinky: perpetuated by the 1%
7:07 AM - ᅚ: I should have known
7:07 AM - ᅚ: the signs were all there
7:07 AM - ᅚ: who makes up the 1%?
7:07 AM - ᅚ: Jews.
7:07 AM - ᅚ: And what do Jews do?
7:07 AM - ᅚ: Constantly pretend the Holocaust happened
7:07 AM - ᅚ: 6 million they say
7:07 AM - ᅚ: pshaw
7:10 AM - Blinky: if you can relinquish all ties to your 99%
7:10 AM - Blinky: i can bring you into the 1%
7:11 AM - Blinky: for a small fee
7:11 AM - Blinky: of 99%
7:21 AM - ᅚ: righto
7:22 AM - ᅚ: I'm on it
7:22 AM - ᅚ: I distinctly remember
7:22 AM - ᅚ: learning in science school
7:22 AM - ᅚ: that our bodies are like 90% water
7:22 AM - ᅚ: just give me the requisite time
7:22 AM - ᅚ: to collect the necessary desiccant packets from new shoes and the like
7:22 AM - ᅚ: and I will get back to you
8:13 AM - Blinky is now Offline.


The north wind blows cold.

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