Heroes of Newerth

Dramatic Reading


Once upon a time Ironically and his good friend tortur3 where playing a game of Heroes of Newerth.The story begins unfortunately when the fabled brown player of 1740 MMR tortur3 runs into an unfortunate situation where the rare event of him being blood-lusted occurred, any of Ironically's dire attempts to stop this ended up peril.

Further on into the game, things starting to not look so bright. The fabled tortur3, GR staff moderator managed the score of 0-5, where the game announcer humorously announced that he was being "completely owned". To add to our problems the mighty grey warrior had disconnected due to an outburst of angst. Things where not looking good.

A small glimmer of hope seemed to arise. Due to Parasite's devious schemes and what one could only refer to as big plays from Ironically playing magmus, a warrior of fire and volcanism, racking up scores of 5-0 and 3-1-5 respectively.

This small glimmer of hope quickly dwindled as it was identified that Parasite had purchased an Assassin's Shroud, shortly after falling into a mass of enemies.

In such agony and fear where the players, hell bringer, played by tortur3 actually propositioned a bet that it was impossible to win. This shows the real loss of all will power and spirit on the Hellbourne team.

Too all astonishment, progress was made as the Blue player of team legion, often regarded as the best player or leader was slain.

With great assistance by the mighty magmus awesomenes was achieved. The Parasite had been given the honourary name of "Champion of Newerth" a mighty feat all they players where in awe by.

Overwhelmed by this accomplishment, and with a little anger of his own, the blue player on Silhouette said Ta-Ta and joined plague in leaving Newerth, much to the avail of the Hellbourne team.

The king dethroned, next in line was the teal player. This proved the final challenge for team Hellbourne. Farming an immensely high 491 gold / minute, Amun Ra was Legion's commander in Chief.

The Hellbourne could not fall at the final hurdle, with pickups of the fabled items Sheepstick and Restoration Stone magmus was finally able to put to rest this mighty boss of Legion.

Hellbourne arose victorious, due to great courage and strength. The day will never be forgotten.


Also tortur3 msg me for paypal details

This post has been edited by arabjuice: Sep 5 2011, 15:42 PM

Where I am from, not accepting a deal is no deal.



Also, nice attempts at saving me from a Bubbles solo with Ophelia ganking and wards being countered lane. First you don't stun, then you leave lane. So after 2 more deaths, I left the lane aswell. Starting off even, I didn't want to pick Hellbringer and had Plague Rider rightclicked, when my teammate made the dickmove and took plague, giving me only 5 seconds to choose a hero I didn't want to play to begin with, but still had to do as our lineup woulda sucked otherwise. Making me the support bitch automatically and putting me in the position of sacrifice for saving lives.

Yes... GOOD ATTEMPTS AJ!

Only reason we won that most pathetic game I've played in a while, was because the enemy threw so hard, it wasn't even funny. I was bored like shit all game long.

Anyways, nice story, although some things are not quite true.

This post has been edited by ToRtUr3: Sep 4 2011, 00:50 AM

You can quite clearly see the frustration which was built up on the Hellbourne team

The real question here is: who the hell would want to spend money on that Parasite skin?

Torture got butthurt and pussies out???????

Go AJ, go...there is also a saying (where i come from) that not saying anything to an agreement/deal is meaning acceptance.

Wow, rage

Also pay up.

This post has been edited by Rooo: Sep 4 2011, 09:12 AM

I like the new parasite skin It's much cooler than the long gangly weirdo that vanilla parasite is.



Nothing new to see, move along. He'll soon invis posts and rage-lock this thread anyways, trying to cover up like he does for years. HH right?



Tru dat. Still schweigende Zustimmung. Especially since NML (Tort) was the one to propose the bet. When arab modified the rules, he did not disagree, but the bet still stood = valid bet.

This post has been edited by Caedus: Sep 4 2011, 11:28 AM

I don't care about the money haha

I would just give it to charity

This post has been edited by arabjuice: Sep 4 2011, 11:04 AM

i wish i was in that game to see it xD
Then again, if i was in that game hellbourne REALLY would have stood no chance.

Yea tort ... owned. Go pay.

Yes Scetch, cause I rage over fun things that occured. AJ even told me he would post this. If I were to lock and invis this topic, you wouldn'tve seen it in the first place. Not everyone can follow your idol and do what's in your signature. AMIRITE?

I like the Parasite alt avatar btw. Wouldn't know why you'd hate on it. Afterall it's one of the best. Looks much more like a parasite bug that infests things.

As for the deal, in my regions, not saying anything = no. It can go both ways, and I repeated multiple times during that game (before it was even a clear win) that it's not a deal because he didn't accept the $ deal.

So let's see the troll posters: Scetch and Utred. What else is new?

>rage & fun
>opposite emotions
>does not comply

Who do you think is my idol btw?

I posted at 2:47am. I can't really recall being angry, just bored and friggin tired.

Besides, you don't know what rage is. That was all in good fun. I played a decent game although bot lane was fail and I'm happy about gaining mmr.

This post has been edited by ToRtUr3: Sep 4 2011, 13:29 PM

Fixed. Your now a poet!
......................
Well, i thought it was funny at least

Haha, I don't care about KDR on this account. I mainly play the support and initiation bitch anyways as usually noone else does.

Haha nice comeback, pay up tort

Love the story; if someone can make a dramatic reading of this i will sticky and upgrade thread to legendary status

edit: mess halled.

This post has been edited by L3g3nd4ry: Sep 4 2011, 13:46 PM

Oh, I'm actually great at writing dramatic things. Even started writing my own book, but I got too lazy and stopped a while ago.

Best. Thread. Ever.

There should be some kind of betting mechanic in-game for that sort of things. I would be rich by now if only I had a dime for each game that people already given up on but then won it in the end.

I never give up. I just calculate outcomes of a game. Not including dcs. The game woulda definitely been a lose if Sil hadn't dced. Actually the first prediction I was wrong about thus far. Only because of a dc though.