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# 18x3QYlbPkD Sep 4 2011, 00:39 AM
QUOTE(L3g3nd4ry @ Sep 5 2011, 08:33 AM) *

Dramatic Reading

Once upon a time Ironically and his good friend tortur3 where playing a game of Heroes of Newerth.The story begins unfortunately when the fabled brown player of 1740 MMR tortur3 runs into an unfortunate situation where the rare event of him being blood-lusted occurred, any of Ironically's dire attempts to stop this ended up peril.
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Further on into the game, things starting to not look so bright. The fabled tortur3, GR staff moderator managed the score of 0-5, where the game announcer humorously announced that he was being "completely owned". To add to our problems the mighty grey warrior had disconnected due to an outburst of angst. Things where not looking good.
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A small glimmer of hope seemed to arise. Due to Parasite's devious schemes and what one could only refer to as big plays from Ironically playing magmus, a warrior of fire and volcanism, racking up scores of 5-0 and 3-1-5 respectively.
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This small glimmer of hope quickly dwindled as it was identified that Parasite had purchased an Assassin's Shroud, shortly after falling into a mass of enemies.
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In such agony and fear where the players, hell bringer, played by tortur3 actually propositioned a bet that it was impossible to win. This shows the real loss of all will power and spirit on the Hellbourne team.
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Too all astonishment, progress was made as the Blue player of team legion, often regarded as the best player or leader was slain.
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With great assistance by the mighty magmus awesomenes was achieved. The Parasite had been given the honourary name of "Champion of Newerth" a mighty feat all they players where in awe by.
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Overwhelmed by this accomplishment, and with a little anger of his own, the blue player on Silhouette said Ta-Ta and joined plague in leaving Newerth, much to the avail of the Hellbourne team.
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The king dethroned, next in line was the teal player. This proved the final challenge for team Hellbourne. Farming an immensely high 491 gold / minute, Amun Ra was Legion's commander in Chief.
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The Hellbourne could not fall at the final hurdle, with pickups of the fabled items Sheepstick and Restoration Stone magmus was finally able to put to rest this mighty boss of Legion.
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Hellbourne arose victorious, due to great courage and strength. The day will never be forgotten.
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Also tortur3 msg me for paypal details

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arabjuice   The story of why GR tortur3 owes me $10   Sep 4 2011, 00:39 AM
ToRtUr3   Where I am from, not accepting a deal is no deal. ...   Sep 4 2011, 00:47 AM
arabjuice   Where I am from, not accepting a deal is no deal....   Sep 4 2011, 00:49 AM
Rooo   Where I am from, not accepting a deal is no deal....   Sep 4 2011, 09:12 AM
X-Flame   The real question here is: who the hell would want...   Sep 4 2011, 07:52 AM
Utred   Torture got butthurt and pussies out???????   Sep 4 2011, 08:02 AM
FryQ   Go AJ, go...there is also a saying (where i come f...   Sep 4 2011, 08:53 AM
Caedus   The real question here is: who the hell would wan...   Sep 4 2011, 09:40 AM
ToRtUr3   Nothing new to see, move along. He'll soon in...   Sep 4 2011, 13:12 PM
arabjuice   I don't care about the money haha :P I would ...   Sep 4 2011, 11:02 AM
Gameslayer989   i wish i was in that game to see it xD Then again,...   Sep 4 2011, 11:43 AM
Witchking'   Yea tort ... owned. :P Go pay. :D   Sep 4 2011, 12:33 PM
Caedus   >rage & fun >opposite emotions >does ...   Sep 4 2011, 13:14 PM
ToRtUr3   I posted at 2:47am. I can't really recall bein...   Sep 4 2011, 13:28 PM
Gameslayer989   Fixed. Your now a poet! .......................   Sep 4 2011, 13:37 PM
ToRtUr3   Haha, I don't care about KDR on this account. ...   Sep 4 2011, 13:42 PM
L3g3nd4ry   Haha nice comeback, pay up tort ^_^ Love the stor...   Sep 4 2011, 13:45 PM
ToRtUr3   Oh, I'm actually great at writing dramatic thi...   Sep 4 2011, 13:53 PM
L3g3nd4ry   Oh, I'm actually great at writing dramatic th...   Sep 4 2011, 20:13 PM
4as   Best. Thread. Ever. There should be some kind of ...   Sep 4 2011, 14:02 PM
arabjuice   Best. Thread. Ever. There should be some kind of...   Sep 5 2011, 15:46 PM
4as   Then guy on winning team would just throw Damn y...   Sep 5 2011, 16:22 PM
ToRtUr3   I never give up. I just calculate outcomes of a ga...   Sep 4 2011, 16:33 PM
Utred   Has anything ever been your fault?   Sep 4 2011, 18:22 PM
ToRtUr3   Has anything ever been your fault? Don't exa...   Sep 4 2011, 18:26 PM
ToRtUr3   Haha, I'm curious to see that. :D   Sep 4 2011, 20:27 PM
L3g3nd4ry   LKJPUh5CktE   Sep 5 2011, 08:33 AM
ToRtUr3   Not bad. Posted comment on youtube vid and thumbed...   Sep 5 2011, 12:21 PM
Golle   A w e s o m e j o b ! :D Tort go pay bro.   Sep 5 2011, 15:00 PM
arabjuice   g.g. who did the voice?   Sep 5 2011, 15:40 PM
ToRtUr3   Think L3g with a voice changers. Sounds like that ...   Sep 5 2011, 16:19 PM
Golle   Silo dced so the guy on the winning team threw it.   Sep 5 2011, 18:53 PM
L3g3nd4ry   this thread needs to be upgraded. THREAD 2.0 SUCC...   Sep 5 2011, 18:59 PM
ToRtUr3   You posted an invalid image. Might want to fix it....   Sep 5 2011, 19:28 PM
minjung   hahaha that was funny as hell thanks to arabjuice...   Sep 7 2011, 12:45 PM
N0NS3NSE`   LOLOLOLOLOLOL that video is awesome.   Sep 7 2011, 20:26 PM

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