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Posted by: Ambartanen Apr 12 2014, 03:32 AM

QUOTE(Masked @ Apr 11 2014, 23:31 PM) *

pfft, everythings shit


Apt.

There are no rules. This is the hour when anything is possible. Masked, teach me to love.

Posted by: Masked Apr 12 2014, 03:37 AM

Dont know about that, I could tell you how to get opiates over the counter if you want. That;s the same right?

Posted by: Ambartanen Apr 12 2014, 03:39 AM

Menacing lines of black tomorrows on the horizon.

QUOTE(Masked @ Apr 11 2014, 23:37 PM) *

Dont know about that, I could tell you how to get opiates over the counter if you want. That;s the same right?

I'm all ears. And a phallus.

Posted by: synfire Apr 12 2014, 03:49 AM


Posted by: Ambartanen Apr 12 2014, 03:50 AM

Hifalutin perpetual interregnum edition?

http://www.gamereplays.org/community/index.php?showtopic=946078

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No is ok, too, though.



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Posted by: Ninjabutter Apr 12 2014, 03:55 AM

Took care of that for you.

Posted by: EBA Apr 12 2014, 03:56 AM

You b8ting me?

Posted by: Ninjabutter Apr 12 2014, 03:56 AM

That sounds gross.

Posted by: Ambartanen Apr 12 2014, 03:58 AM

I feel strangely cheated.

Posted by: EBA Apr 12 2014, 03:58 AM

I was referring to the Yes gif, but whatever.

Posted by: Ninjabutter Apr 12 2014, 03:59 AM

I'm only here to spite you.

Both of you.

Posted by: Ambartanen Apr 12 2014, 04:01 AM

QUOTE(EBA @ Apr 11 2014, 23:58 PM) *

I was referring to the Yes gif, but whatever.

>Canadian paraphernalia

Post reappropriated.

Posted by: Ninjabutter Apr 12 2014, 04:08 AM

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Posted by: Ambartanen Apr 12 2014, 04:19 AM

I don't even know how I got here.


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Posted by: synfire Apr 12 2014, 04:35 AM

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Posted by: Masked Apr 12 2014, 04:38 AM

I remember my parents face when I was 9/10 years old.
I said, you know you told me that whole sex thing is how babies are made? Well why is it in a lot of tv shows I see people that don't want to be pregnant.

Posted by: Ninjabutter Apr 12 2014, 04:45 AM

>younger sister asks me what "gay" means when I'm like 13
>answer her question
>mother overhears
>says I should tell my sister to ask her about those questions instead of answering them myself since I probably don't actually understand it

JOKE'S ON YOU, MOM

Posted by: Masked Apr 12 2014, 04:50 AM

lol

I really wish I hadn't asked that, my dad gave some fairly accurate explanation, but his hand gestures were weird.

Posted by: Ninjabutter Apr 12 2014, 04:53 AM

My mother decided to try and explain it to me when I was like 11 or so, except it'd already been thoroughly covered in school some months earlier. All in all it was a very fast conversation.

Posted by: Masked Apr 12 2014, 04:54 AM

Yeah those convos are always odd.

The whole, how do gay people do it conversation scarred me. I honestly never thought the bum was an option.

Posted by: Ninjabutter Apr 12 2014, 04:54 AM

Oh, so THAT'S how it's done!

Posted by: Ambartanen Apr 12 2014, 04:56 AM

I've never had one of these discussions. I didn't realize they existed outside of hackneyed sitcoms.

Posted by: Masked Apr 12 2014, 04:58 AM

QUOTE(Ninjabutter @ Apr 12 2014, 05:54 AM) *
Oh, so THAT'S how it's done!
lesbians dont count...well you know im pretty sure i thought gayness was just a thing for dudes.

It's a weird kind of sexism.

Posted by: Ninjabutter Apr 12 2014, 04:59 AM

Honestly, they're probably rapidly dropping off what with the abundance of the Internet. Kids probably learn more about sex from multiplayer game chats than they ever did from their parents.

QUOTE(Masked @ Apr 11 2014, 20:58 PM) *

lesbians dont count...well you know im pretty sure i thought gayness was just a thing for dudes.

It's a weird kind of sexism.


There isn't a "way" to be a lesbian anyway. You just take off your clothes with another woman you've convinced to do the same and then see what sort of fun you can have with twice the normal amount of boobs.

Posted by: Oreb Apr 12 2014, 04:59 AM

My parents distanced themselves so far from sex, alcohol, etc. That talking about any of it around them or with them always felt so weird. So it never has been done.


Posted by: EBA Apr 12 2014, 05:01 AM


Posted by: Ninjabutter Apr 12 2014, 05:02 AM

10:02 PM - Ninjabutter: nope.jpg
10:02 PM - Ninjabutter: man
10:03 PM - Ninjabutter: could that one on the right scream "lesbian" any harder?

Posted by: Ambartanen Apr 12 2014, 05:02 AM

Ninja, Oreb, confirm/deny?


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Posted by: Oreb Apr 12 2014, 05:15 AM

If it has layers, it isn't fit for use.

Posted by: Engi Apr 12 2014, 05:16 AM

Topic the Tenth: Sex-Ed included


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Posted by: Ninjabutter Apr 12 2014, 05:59 AM

QUOTE(Ambartanen @ Apr 11 2014, 21:02 PM) *

Ninja, Oreb, confirm/deny?


I honestly can't even tell what it's trying to say.

So I'll go with a "maybe."

Posted by: Ambartanen Apr 12 2014, 06:01 AM

I suspect that's the point.

Posted by: Engi Apr 12 2014, 06:21 AM

Loop

Posted by: Utred Apr 12 2014, 06:45 AM

Now now let's not get ahead of ourselves.

Posted by: Oreb Apr 12 2014, 06:45 AM

Clearly its saying you must split a womans body in two, devour one of her legs, and let her blood flow.

Posted by: Ambartanen Apr 12 2014, 06:46 AM




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Posted by: Utred Apr 12 2014, 06:48 AM

Ram rush.

Posted by: Ninjabutter Apr 12 2014, 07:02 AM

4 User(s) are reading this topic (2 Guests and 2 Anonymous Users)
Ninjabutter*, Ambartanen*

Posted by: Tomber Apr 12 2014, 07:47 AM

Holy shit, so many posts in one night

Posted by: Ninjabutter Apr 12 2014, 07:49 AM

Tomber has found the thread

Initiate plan delta

Posted by: EBA Apr 12 2014, 08:14 AM

01:02 - EBA: how short is your hair now?
01:02 - Ninjabutter: I cut a bunch off of it but it's still well beyond my shoulders
01:03 - Ninjabutter: it was halfway down my back before
01:03 - EBA: YOU'RE A REAL DYKE NOW
01:04 - EBA: FATTITUDE

Posted by: Ninjabutter Apr 12 2014, 08:16 AM

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Posted by: Oreb Apr 12 2014, 08:34 AM

pics pls

Posted by: EBA Apr 12 2014, 08:52 AM

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Posted by: Engi Apr 12 2014, 09:11 AM

Can you not ban tomber and eba from posting in the spam forum, nb?

Posted by: Tomber Apr 12 2014, 09:11 AM

or didn't happen

Posted by: Ninjabutter Apr 12 2014, 10:03 AM

QUOTE(EBA @ Apr 12 2014, 00:52 AM) *

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QUOTE(Engi @ Apr 12 2014, 01:11 AM) *

Can you not ban tomber and eba from posting in the spam forum, nb?


I theoretically could, but I feel it would cause more harm than good.

Posted by: Engi Apr 12 2014, 10:26 AM

The only thing that's causing more harm than good is you using that gif.

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hnnnng

Posted by: Ninjabutter Apr 12 2014, 10:31 AM

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Posted by: Utred Apr 12 2014, 10:36 AM

shhooooots fredded

Posted by: Ninjabutter Apr 12 2014, 11:35 AM

Time for bed.

Posted by: Engi Apr 12 2014, 11:37 AM

y-you too

Posted by: Tomber Apr 12 2014, 12:02 PM

KW

Posted by: _Unknown_ Apr 12 2014, 12:04 PM

new topic biggrin.gif

Posted by: KoreHat Apr 12 2014, 12:41 PM

That egg goes well with her eyes.

Posted by: _Unknown_ Apr 12 2014, 12:53 PM

lader wars

Posted by: Tomber Apr 12 2014, 13:17 PM

gay wars

Posted by: _Unknown_ Apr 12 2014, 14:04 PM

so you wars

Posted by: synfire Apr 12 2014, 14:16 PM

time zones

Posted by: Tomber Apr 12 2014, 14:26 PM

na

Posted by: Ambartanen Apr 12 2014, 17:06 PM

>Dota


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Posted by: _Unknown_ Apr 12 2014, 17:07 PM

fasfasfasfasf

Posted by: Ambartanen Apr 12 2014, 19:34 PM

House. Netflix. Occupation.

Posted by: Tomber Apr 12 2014, 19:52 PM

Feeling like shit

Posted by: c9q9md Apr 12 2014, 20:06 PM

I started up my laptop for the first time in a while.

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Posted by: Utred Apr 12 2014, 20:17 PM

brb changing my antivirus

Posted by: Ninjabutter Apr 12 2014, 20:22 PM

Fuck allergies.

Posted by: Tomber Apr 12 2014, 20:50 PM

Indeed

Posted by: Ninjabutter Apr 12 2014, 21:28 PM

Time for juice.

Posted by: Ambartanen Apr 12 2014, 21:35 PM

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah
ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

I typed every two of those.

Posted by: Ninjabutter Apr 12 2014, 22:06 PM

Disgusting.

Posted by: Ambartanen Apr 12 2014, 22:26 PM

Nothing behind, nothing ahead.

Posted by: Ninjabutter Apr 12 2014, 22:54 PM

But what's above?

Posted by: Ambartanen Apr 12 2014, 22:55 PM

There's no such thing as above.

Posted by: Ninjabutter Apr 12 2014, 22:55 PM

Does that mean there can't be things there?

Posted by: Ambartanen Apr 12 2014, 23:03 PM

That's precisely all it means.

Posted by: Ninjabutter Apr 12 2014, 23:27 PM

Well shit.

Posted by: synfire Apr 12 2014, 23:33 PM

I bet he knows what happened to that plane.

Posted by: Ninjabutter Apr 12 2014, 23:34 PM

I'd prefer not.

Posted by: Ambartanen Apr 13 2014, 00:28 AM

I'm starting every game with 2 Mantles from now on.

>play WR
>fuck wards
>fuck courier
>fuck out of my lane
>completely carry the entire game with MoC/Focus Fire
>end up actually in danger of being 6 slotted (pretty sure that means what I think it means)
>mfw

Posted by: synfire Apr 13 2014, 01:02 AM

[BAIT FOR [FILTERING INTENSIFIES] INTENSIFIES]

Posted by: Ninjabutter Apr 13 2014, 01:27 AM

QUOTE(Ambartanen @ Apr 12 2014, 16:28 PM) *

I'm starting every game with 2 Mantles from now on.


That's how I play my OD. I enjoy it.

Posted by: Engi Apr 13 2014, 01:44 AM

>thinking WR can carry a proper game

Posted by: Ninjabutter Apr 13 2014, 01:55 AM

>thinking we're playing anything even faintly resembling a proper game

Posted by: Ambartanen Apr 13 2014, 02:16 AM

QUOTE(Engi @ Apr 12 2014, 21:44 PM) *

>thinking WR can carry a proper game

>ever picking anything other than NP, TB, Ember, Lycan, Invoker
>6.8

Posted by: Oreb Apr 13 2014, 02:28 AM

This patch is actually one of the best yet, 95% of heroes are viable, and the ones that aren't are still very powerful in niche lineups.

There will always be outliers who are a bit better then other heroes, as long as their pub winrate doesn't exceed 60%, they won't be hotfix nerfed. The biggest pub winrates are something like 56% atm on a few heroes.

Posted by: Ninjabutter Apr 13 2014, 02:56 AM

>playing against a fairly good Puck
>fucker keeps escaping with like 20 HP
>whole team is irate over it
>pushing bottom lane, late-game; no creeps around
>Puck escapes a fight in his jungle by porting into his bottom lane, out of my LoS but I saw where he went
>turn around, Force Staff leap backwards directly into Puck's face, and drop him with a single crack to the head with my Ogre Mage's club

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Posted by: Engi Apr 13 2014, 02:58 AM

QUOTE(Ambartanen @ Apr 13 2014, 13:16 PM) *
>ever picking anything other than NP, TB, Ember, Lycan, Invoker
>6.8
>not calling NP furion

Posted by: Ninjabutter Apr 13 2014, 03:08 AM

>using lore names instead of what's on the hero portrait

hipster/10

Posted by: Ambartanen Apr 13 2014, 03:15 AM

QUOTE(Oreb @ Apr 12 2014, 22:28 PM) *

This patch is actually one of the best yet, 95% of heroes are viable, and the ones that aren't are still very powerful in niche lineups.

There will always be outliers who are a bit better then other heroes, as long as their pub winrate doesn't exceed 60%, they won't be hotfix nerfed. The biggest pub winrates are something like 56% atm on a few heroes.

NP and TB I actually don't find that impressive, but Lycan and Ember are objectively broken. Fundamentally. Invoker's mana drain strikes me as similarly stupid, too.

And really, Brood Mother is good for anything? Hahahaha.
QUOTE(Ninjabutter @ Apr 12 2014, 23:08 PM) *

>using lore names instead of what's on the hero portrait

hipster/10

Seriously.

Posted by: Engi Apr 13 2014, 03:19 AM

>using marketed names instead of lore ones

I bet you call naix lifestealer, too. Gaben wishes you well, goyims.

Posted by: Oreb Apr 13 2014, 03:28 AM

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NP and TB I actually don't find that impressive


NP has been played so often, so much, that most people know how to properly deal with one. Still a pain, but easily dealt with. He's no where near top tier.

TB is a case of people not learning the counters to the hero. However his level 1 slow needs a scaling nerf. But most people don't complain about that skill oddly. He's beaten by heavy burst heroes and heroes that get in his face.

Posted by: Ninjabutter Apr 13 2014, 04:21 AM

QUOTE(Engi @ Apr 12 2014, 19:19 PM) *

>using marketed names instead of lore ones

I bet you call naix lifestealer, too. Gaben wishes you well, goyims.


I refer to him as LS because it's faster and I'm not a massive <removed>.

Posted by: Oreb Apr 13 2014, 04:29 AM

LS is perhaps the name least used for that hero. Its also feels odd to type to me. Naix is a nice shortform.

Just be glad people don't say things like guinsoo, stygian and such.

Posted by: Masked Apr 13 2014, 04:33 AM

I miss the days when I could understood most of the crap in this thread.

Posted by: Ninjabutter Apr 13 2014, 04:34 AM

I just can't help but think that using lesser-known names for heroes in a F2P team-based game is asking for undue confusion in pubs.

Posted by: Ambartanen Apr 13 2014, 04:53 AM

QUOTE(Oreb @ Apr 13 2014, 00:29 AM) *

LS is perhaps the name least used for that hero. Its also feels odd to type to me. Naix is a nice shortform.

Just be glad people don't say things like guinsoo, stygian and such.

I fucking hate people who call him Naix as I instantly think of Nyx Assassin. Calling a hero by their lore name or what they were called in Dota 1 or whatever is faggotry of the highest order.

"Alleria, what are you doing"

I'm taking your CS, <removed>, b/c you're a <removed>.

Posted by: Oreb Apr 13 2014, 04:54 AM

It's the fact that they weren't the lesser known names for a long time, and in fact were the mainstay names.

Now that over half the playerbase in dota2 are fresh to the genre, theres a rift in names. Many have learnt to adopt the original names or have learnt some of them.

Players pretty much chose names that were quicker to type/sounded better. That and old items had names with them such as lothars, stygian, guinsoo, euls, etc.

Posted by: synfire Apr 13 2014, 05:03 AM

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Posted by: Masked Apr 13 2014, 05:17 AM

oro ;_;

Posted by: Oreb Apr 13 2014, 05:20 AM

I could show you the world.

Posted by: Masked Apr 13 2014, 05:43 AM

QUOTE(Oreb @ Apr 13 2014, 06:20 AM) *
I could show you the world.
http://youtu.be/dUt2BNwG3CE?t=5s

Posted by: Ninjabutter Apr 13 2014, 06:21 AM

Just a reminder that synfire has four times the number of Dota 2 wins that I do.

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filtering omg, etc.

Posted by: Ambartanen Apr 13 2014, 06:23 AM

2:23 AM - Ninjabutter: Yeah
2:23 AM - Ambartanen: all of that rape, in vain.
2:23 AM - Ninjabutter: That's what annoyed me

Posted by: Oreb Apr 13 2014, 06:24 AM

Its okay, synfire has 10% less winrate then you do.

Posted by: Utred Apr 13 2014, 06:39 AM

Hey oreb, which heroes counter invoker mid?

Posted by: Oreb Apr 13 2014, 06:42 AM

Many. And as always, if your having trouble mid, either gank other lanes to gain the advantage if your hero can do that or have someone rotate in to gank the mid.

Invoker however is a hero that basically always ties with the lane, unless he gets ganked. If you want him to suffer, be very aggressive in the first 3 levels.

Posted by: Ninjabutter Apr 13 2014, 06:46 AM

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Its okay, synfire has 10% less winrate then you do.


Suddenly all the intense filtering makes sense.

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mad because bad


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Posted by: Utred Apr 13 2014, 06:48 AM

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or have someone rotate in to gank the mid

It's been too long since you were in the trenches. You don't seem to remember what it's like.
I've never actually had much trouble with invoker because nobody can play him at my level. Was just wondering.

Sadly I rarely play mid because I hate fighting for it with some other idiot and I don't want to end up in a sidelane with a hero that needs the levels. It's a shame because most of my favourite heroes are mids.

Has earthspirit been balanced yet? I liked him but didn't want to use such a broken hero.

Posted by: Oreb Apr 13 2014, 06:53 AM

Earth Spirit is at a point he requires such high skill to use that his pub winrate is at 30%.

He's still a great hero however.

Posted by: Ambartanen Apr 13 2014, 06:57 AM

QUOTE(Utred @ Apr 13 2014, 02:39 AM) *

Hey oreb, which heroes counter invoker mid?

OD comes to mind. That creepy dangly legged bastard.

Posted by: Tomber Apr 13 2014, 06:59 AM

zzzzzz

Posted by: Utred Apr 13 2014, 07:17 AM

QUOTE(Ambartanen @ Apr 13 2014, 08:57 AM) *

OD comes to mind. That creepy dangly legged bastard.

He wins everything he doesn't count.

I played with blinky yesterday. He lost mid and then we lost the game. I lost a game with timbersaw. That shouldn't happen.

Posted by: Ninjabutter Apr 13 2014, 07:19 AM

mfw OD

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Posted by: Ambartanen Apr 13 2014, 07:20 AM

Ember shits all over Invoker mid too, imo. And Timber really isn't that good I'd say. Pure Damage and Armor/Regen only gets you so far. But yeah...OD is pretty gay. I feel like whenever I pick Death Prophet there's always an OD laning against me mid.

Posted by: Utred Apr 13 2014, 07:29 AM

When did ember become a good pick? I seem to have missed that. What changed? I've never played him.

Timber is a very good laner, pretty much impossible to kill and does obscene amounts of damage.

Posted by: Engi Apr 13 2014, 07:31 AM

>not picking viper
you get the benefit of winning the lane and being an actual carry, and the hero is quite beginner friendly

Posted by: Ambartanen Apr 13 2014, 07:36 AM

Timber isn't hard to kill, you just need to burst him and not build up his passive.

And idk, but Ember is fundamentally good, his skills afford him mobility, damage, escape, tankiness, ranged damage, disables, aoe, etc. A lot of it has to do with people constantly underestimating how quickly and easily he can turn a skirmish into a kill.

Posted by: EBA Apr 13 2014, 07:37 AM

Wraith King is best. Kappa

Posted by: Utred Apr 13 2014, 07:39 AM

QUOTE(Engi @ Apr 13 2014, 09:31 AM) *

>not picking viper
you get the benefit of winning the lane and being an actual carry, and the hero is quite beginner friendly


While also being boring as fuck. Hf rightclicking.

QUOTE(Ambartanen @ Apr 13 2014, 09:36 AM) *

Timber isn't hard to kill, you just need to burst him and not build up his passive.

And idk, but Ember is fundamentally good, his skills afford him mobility, damage, escape, tankiness, ranged damage, disables, aoe, etc. A lot of it has to do with people constantly underestimating how quickly and easily he can turn a skirmish into a kill.

All heroes die if everyone bursts them. That doesn't happen.

I might be wrong but wasn't ember considered pretty bad not too lang ago? It's why I'm confused.

Posted by: Engi Apr 13 2014, 07:43 AM

Do you want to win or have fun?

Posted by: Utred Apr 13 2014, 07:46 AM

I want neither.

Posted by: Tomber Apr 13 2014, 07:49 AM

11 am, nothing to do

Posted by: Ninjabutter Apr 13 2014, 07:53 AM

QUOTE(Engi @ Apr 12 2014, 23:43 PM) *

Do you want to win or have fun?


If I wanted those things, I wouldn't be playing Dota, now would I?

Posted by: Oreb Apr 13 2014, 08:04 AM

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I might be wrong but wasn't ember considered pretty bad not too lang ago? It's why I'm confused.


Ember has always been OP, however, beacuse of Earth Spirit, people who bandwagon on heroes forgot he existed. Very few seemed to know he was and is still very good.

And OD is a case of win lane lose game. He can win 95% of 1v1 matchups, however he needs ample farm to win a game and is pretty much useless to a team for 25min.

Posted by: Tomber Apr 13 2014, 08:28 AM

Viaplay 1/5

Posted by: Ninjabutter Apr 13 2014, 08:35 AM

The fuck is this little symbol... thing... in the spectator section? I don't see a key anywhere explaining what it is.


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Posted by: Oreb Apr 13 2014, 08:37 AM

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The fuck is this little symbol... thing... in the spectator section? I don't see a key anywhere explaining what it is.


It means its a ranked game instead of a regular one, generally people will play a little more serious/proper because mmr is on the line. Especially those at a higher level.

Posted by: Ambartanen Apr 13 2014, 08:51 AM

Damn, the world smells nice at this hour.

Posted by: Ninjabutter Apr 13 2014, 09:22 AM

Time for movies.

Posted by: Engi Apr 13 2014, 10:03 AM

riteee

Posted by: Tomber Apr 13 2014, 11:07 AM

few games

Posted by: Ninjabutter Apr 13 2014, 11:13 AM

War movies and Lucky Charms. Life is good.

Posted by: Oreb Apr 13 2014, 11:32 AM

Mfw tombers waifu has herpes.

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Posted by: Ninjabutter Apr 13 2014, 11:36 AM

God dammit, Tomber.

Posted by: Tomber Apr 13 2014, 11:52 AM

QUOTE(Oreb @ Apr 13 2014, 11:32 AM) *

Mfw tombers waifu has herpes.

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Posted by: Engi Apr 13 2014, 11:56 AM

Aren't those just styes?
We had better consult Utred for his diagnosis so we can immediately disregard it in comparison.

Posted by: _Unknown_ Apr 13 2014, 12:03 PM

spam

Posted by: Tomber Apr 13 2014, 12:14 PM

sigh

Posted by: Utred Apr 13 2014, 12:46 PM

QUOTE(Engi @ Apr 13 2014, 13:56 PM) *

Aren't those just styes?
We had better consult Utred for his diagnosis so we can immediately disregard it in comparison.

That is definitely a small gay person living in her eyes.

Posted by: Tomber Apr 13 2014, 12:49 PM

2 User(s) are reading this topic (0 Guests and 0 Anonymous Users)
Tomber, Utred

Posted by: _Unknown_ Apr 13 2014, 12:52 PM

TOBER

Posted by: Oreb Apr 13 2014, 13:00 PM

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Aren't those just styes?


Herpes is the go to term for anything, don't you realise. It's stye/cyst most likely.

Posted by: Tomber Apr 13 2014, 13:35 PM

Bubble Porn

Posted by: _Unknown_ Apr 13 2014, 13:38 PM


Posted by: synfire Apr 13 2014, 14:14 PM

Pacquiao won.

Posted by: Tomber Apr 13 2014, 14:18 PM

meh

Posted by: Engi Apr 13 2014, 14:23 PM

QUOTE(Utred @ Apr 13 2014, 23:46 PM) *
That is definitely a small gay person living in her eyes.




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Posted by: _Unknown_ Apr 13 2014, 14:24 PM

yes

Posted by: Tomber Apr 13 2014, 14:33 PM

Eat or exercise

Posted by: _Unknown_ Apr 13 2014, 15:05 PM

eat

Posted by: Tomber Apr 13 2014, 15:17 PM

Fuck the exercises , its Sunday !

Posted by: _Unknown_ Apr 13 2014, 15:28 PM

lol

Posted by: synfire Apr 13 2014, 15:30 PM

You can't make me not go to the gym today.

Posted by: Tomber Apr 13 2014, 15:33 PM

okay, time to go take some fresh air. fuck the pollen

Posted by: _Unknown_ Apr 13 2014, 16:19 PM

how much you can bench ?

Posted by: Tomber Apr 13 2014, 16:56 PM

I'm not a weightlifter but I can lift over 100kg

Posted by: _Unknown_ Apr 13 2014, 17:23 PM

ok so you can lift 80 wink.gif

Posted by: Tomber Apr 13 2014, 17:38 PM

yeah I do 8 reps with 80kg and 3-4 sets

Posted by: Ambartanen Apr 13 2014, 18:22 PM

http://i.4cdn.org/co/src/1397386617635.webm

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That was cool.

Posted by: Tomber Apr 13 2014, 19:38 PM

KW tournament finals
http://www.twitch.tv/sybert
http://www.twitch.tv/spartylive

Posted by: _Unknown_ Apr 13 2014, 20:24 PM

ty

Posted by: Ninjabutter Apr 13 2014, 21:14 PM

Holy shit, it's nice outside.

Posted by: _Unknown_ Apr 13 2014, 21:15 PM

wink.gif

Posted by: Ninjabutter Apr 13 2014, 21:21 PM

https://floridaguntrader.com/index.php?a=2&b=415181

>hoard 1.8 million rounds of ammunition
>attempt to trade it for a condo

I just... what?

Posted by: c9q9md Apr 13 2014, 22:37 PM

Sybert's stream reached 340-350 viewers... And masterleaf5 won vs bikerush...
Hooleeeyshieet.

Posted by: Tomber Apr 13 2014, 22:51 PM

Good tournament

Posted by: Ninjabutter Apr 13 2014, 23:21 PM

Time for dinner.

Posted by: Engi Apr 14 2014, 01:11 AM

top /k/ m8

Posted by: EBA Apr 14 2014, 02:49 AM

The time has come and so have I.

Posted by: Ninjabutter Apr 14 2014, 02:58 AM

Dude, gross.

Posted by: Engi Apr 14 2014, 03:09 AM




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Posted by: Ninjabutter Apr 14 2014, 04:38 AM

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Dude, gross.


Posted by: Tomber Apr 14 2014, 05:15 AM

lol

Posted by: Ninjabutter Apr 14 2014, 05:33 AM

>Steam request from VM3
>again

I can only assume he's high to think I want to talk to him even more, especially after I denied his first one. I'm oddly conflicted, though, and haven't yet actually declined this one yet.

Posted by: Oreb Apr 14 2014, 05:40 AM

First its curiosity, then you'll start doing it.

Posted by: Utred Apr 14 2014, 05:50 AM

Yes. After all that's also how you became a lesbian.

Posted by: Ambartanen Apr 14 2014, 05:51 AM

7:31 PM - musicbikesnaturewind: DO YOU GET LIFE
7:31 PM - musicbikesnaturewind: DO YOU GET THE JOKE
7:31 PM - Ambartanen: not often
7:31 PM - musicbikesnaturewind: DO YOU GET THAT LIFE IS A JOKE
7:31 PM - musicbikesnaturewind: HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
7:31 PM - Ambartanen: oh boy
7:33 PM - Ambartanen: you should add Ninja on Steam
7:33 PM - Ambartanen: she's clearly very lonely

Posted by: Tomber Apr 14 2014, 05:56 AM

take a walk

Posted by: Ninjabutter Apr 14 2014, 06:17 AM

I hate all of you.

Posted by: EBA Apr 14 2014, 06:25 AM

QUOTE(Ninjabutter @ Apr 14 2014, 02:17 AM) *

I hate all of you.

Thx NB smile.gif
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Posted by: Ninjabutter Apr 14 2014, 06:29 AM

YOU'RE WELCOME FROM AMERICA

Posted by: Engi Apr 14 2014, 06:38 AM

[13/04/2014 11:16:30 PM] Oreb: not even joking
[13/04/2014 11:16:49 PM] Engi: wat
[13/04/2014 11:16:58 PM] Engi: i dont even
[13/04/2014 11:17:16 PM] Engi: i dont understand

Posted by: Utred Apr 14 2014, 06:40 AM

aussieparty

Posted by: Engi Apr 14 2014, 06:43 AM

I wish

Posted by: Ambartanen Apr 14 2014, 06:45 AM

[9:04:38 PM] Oreb: Mfw you actually closed the topic
[9:04:41 PM] Engi: of course
[9:04:49 PM] Engi: now to remove gr bookmarks
[9:04:51 PM] Engi: log out
[9:04:55 PM] Engi: and that's it
[9:05:28 PM] Oreb: See you next week
25/02/14

Posted by: Masked Apr 14 2014, 07:00 AM

my timing was better than orebs. I want to point that out again,.

Posted by: Tomber Apr 14 2014, 07:02 AM

I wonder if that's NB's pic

Posted by: Ninjabutter Apr 14 2014, 07:05 AM

Yes, I am actually a cartoon dog.

Posted by: Tomber Apr 14 2014, 07:14 AM

I mean the pic eba posted

Posted by: Ninjabutter Apr 14 2014, 07:22 AM

No one here reads EBA's posts, silly.

Posted by: EBA Apr 14 2014, 07:29 AM

I-I am CM Punk in RL. Kappa

Posted by: Tomber Apr 14 2014, 07:30 AM

I'm sorry, I thought they didn't read my posts

Posted by: Utred Apr 14 2014, 07:34 AM

We don't read anyone's posts. Any semblance of conversation in here is purely accidental.

Posted by: Tomber Apr 14 2014, 07:44 AM

Most active in Spam/Bump Forum
( 4541 posts / 41% of this member's active posts )

Posted by: Oreb Apr 14 2014, 07:51 AM

QUOTE
I-I am CM Punk in RL. Kappa


Only just discovered twitch eh.

Posted by: EBA Apr 14 2014, 07:53 AM

QUOTE(Oreb @ Apr 14 2014, 03:51 AM) *

Only just discovered twitch eh.


I'm introducing GR to Twitch. Nuance.

Posted by: Ninjabutter Apr 14 2014, 07:55 AM

Guess what time it is.

No, shut up, you're already wrong. It's time for Lucky Charms.

Posted by: Tomber Apr 14 2014, 07:59 AM

No eggs ?

Posted by: Ninjabutter Apr 14 2014, 08:00 AM

Not tonight.

Posted by: Tomber Apr 14 2014, 08:09 AM

11 am

Posted by: Ninjabutter Apr 14 2014, 08:14 AM

brb

Posted by: Tomber Apr 14 2014, 08:24 AM

ok

Posted by: Ninjabutter Apr 14 2014, 09:45 AM

k back

Posted by: Tomber Apr 14 2014, 09:56 AM

ok

Posted by: Engi Apr 14 2014, 12:21 PM

I'm sure you worried tomber with your absence.

Posted by: synfire Apr 14 2014, 14:05 PM

QUOTE(Ninjabutter @ Apr 14 2014, 06:17 AM) *

I hate all of you.

Isn't everyone just an alt account of you anyway?

Posted by: Tomber Apr 14 2014, 14:52 PM

Food

Posted by: _Unknown_ Apr 14 2014, 17:34 PM

master owned bike

Posted by: synfire Apr 14 2014, 19:45 PM

I wasn't aware GameSpy was still around.

Posted by: _Unknown_ Apr 14 2014, 19:48 PM

eat

Posted by: Masked Apr 14 2014, 19:59 PM


Posted by: Ninjabutter Apr 14 2014, 20:10 PM

QUOTE(synfire @ Apr 14 2014, 06:05 AM) *

Isn't everyone just an alt account of you anyway?


I've long maintained that the Mess Hall is just me, Blinky, and Utred. I was mostly referring to Utred.

Posted by: _Unknown_ Apr 14 2014, 21:58 PM

spam.

Posted by: Ninjabutter Apr 14 2014, 21:59 PM

Nonsense.

Posted by: Ambartanen Apr 14 2014, 22:15 PM

The Navi vs Alliance games were...fun.

Posted by: Oreb Apr 15 2014, 00:38 AM

It was pretty average actually, a standard affairs game.

Posted by: Ambartanen Apr 15 2014, 00:44 AM

No-one would have predicted the first game going how it did. The second was whatever. The third had a lot of impressive plays.

Posted by: Oreb Apr 15 2014, 00:48 AM

Like I said, standard affair. No one at all is talking about that game. There have been far far better games happening this past week. Every day.

Posted by: Ambartanen Apr 15 2014, 01:05 AM

I've not watched those.

Posted by: Oreb Apr 15 2014, 01:09 AM

You're in the early stages. Games that are the norm for everyone else are great games for you. You've yet to experiene the truly great games.

Try LGD vs DK Game 1/2 from earlier this week for instance. There are many games people went insane over this week.

Posted by: Ambartanen Apr 15 2014, 01:18 AM



That one?

Posted by: synfire Apr 15 2014, 01:44 AM


Posted by: Ambartanen Apr 15 2014, 01:54 AM


Posted by: synfire Apr 15 2014, 02:44 AM

http://giant.gfycat.com/DazzlingCapitalAtlasmoth.webm

Posted by: Oreb Apr 15 2014, 02:54 AM

QUOTE
That one?


Game 2 especially. Game 1 was pretty nice.

Posted by: Engi Apr 15 2014, 03:37 AM

The timezone differences probably don't lend chink tournaments well to the US.

Posted by: Ambartanen Apr 15 2014, 03:40 AM

I'll give it a gander when I find one. I left some near a few fucks, somewhere.

Posted by: Oreb Apr 15 2014, 04:03 AM

You act like Ana's sleeping pattern is american.

Posted by: Engi Apr 15 2014, 04:06 AM

I'd say it's more Ruskie-Jew than anything else.

Posted by: Ambartanen Apr 15 2014, 04:12 AM

It hurts to live.

Posted by: Masked Apr 15 2014, 04:13 AM

What's a jews sleeping pattern?

Posted by: EBA Apr 15 2014, 04:23 AM

QUOTE(Masked @ Apr 15 2014, 00:13 AM) *

What's a jews sleeping pattern?


They don't sleep silly you, they propagate their lies during the day and they conspire during the night.

Posted by: Ninjabutter Apr 15 2014, 04:27 AM

No, you're thinking of the gays.

Posted by: EBA Apr 15 2014, 04:28 AM

Their gay form is not even their final form.

Posted by: Masked Apr 15 2014, 04:42 AM

Their final form is a writer for family guy.

Posted by: Ninjabutter Apr 15 2014, 04:50 AM

QUOTE(Ninjabutter @ Apr 13 2014, 18:58 PM) *

Dude, gross.


Posted by: Utred Apr 15 2014, 06:13 AM

Let's shave a goat and use it to power our blenders.

Posted by: Tomber Apr 15 2014, 06:31 AM

zzzz

Posted by: Ambartanen Apr 15 2014, 06:34 AM

2:33 AM - Ambartanen: I read it just to hate it.
2:34 AM - EBA: that sounds healthy

Posted by: Utred Apr 15 2014, 07:10 AM

I do that with movies.

Posted by: Engi Apr 15 2014, 07:10 AM

QUOTE(Ninjabutter @ Apr 15 2014, 15:27 PM) *
No, you're thinking of the goys.


Posted by: Ambartanen Apr 15 2014, 07:11 AM

QUOTE(Utred @ Apr 15 2014, 03:10 AM) *

I do that with movies.

http://i.4cdn.org/vg/src/1397545697563.webm

Posted by: Tomber Apr 15 2014, 07:51 AM

back

Posted by: Engi Apr 15 2014, 07:57 AM

EHHH YEAH

Posted by: Tomber Apr 15 2014, 08:32 AM

Last Game Of Thrones episode 5/5

Posted by: Ninjabutter Apr 15 2014, 08:38 AM

Time for bed.

Posted by: Tomber Apr 15 2014, 08:44 AM

no

Posted by: Ninjabutter Apr 15 2014, 09:03 AM

Yes, fuck you.

Posted by: Tomber Apr 15 2014, 09:39 AM

Food

Posted by: Engi Apr 15 2014, 09:51 AM

<...>

Posted by: Tomber Apr 15 2014, 10:10 AM

KW

Posted by: _Unknown_ Apr 15 2014, 12:22 PM

eat

Posted by: Tomber Apr 15 2014, 14:18 PM

yes

Posted by: synfire Apr 15 2014, 14:31 PM

Topic the Tenth Page 13 Edition: Page of Tomber

Posted by: Tomber Apr 15 2014, 15:04 PM

Sounds legit

Posted by: Utred Apr 15 2014, 18:48 PM

Archangel has just completed a sneak peak of Goblins changes made in Patch 1.08. This is in video format and is a good way of absorbing the major changes.

Posted by: _Unknown_ Apr 15 2014, 18:59 PM

cnc time

Posted by: Tomber Apr 15 2014, 19:12 PM

QUOTE(_Unknown_ @ Apr 15 2014, 18:59 PM) *

cnc time


Posted by: _Unknown_ Apr 15 2014, 19:39 PM

yes ? biggrin.gif

Posted by: Utred Apr 15 2014, 19:49 PM

There's something wrong with time.

Posted by: Tomber Apr 15 2014, 20:10 PM

Nice signature Utred, where did you buy that ?

Posted by: _Unknown_ Apr 15 2014, 20:26 PM

hahaha

Posted by: Ninjabutter Apr 15 2014, 21:14 PM

2:15 PM - Ninjabutter: SO MUCH POTENTIAL
2:15 PM - Ninjabutter: WASTED

Posted by: Masked Apr 15 2014, 21:16 PM

QUOTE(Ninjabutter @ Apr 15 2014, 22:14 PM) *
2:15 PM - Ninjabutter: SO MUCH POTENTIAL
2:15 PM - Ninjabutter: WASTED
Pretty much everyone at gr.
Except tomber of course

Posted by: Ninjabutter Apr 15 2014, 21:21 PM

Except EBA, naturally.

I believe he's constantly running at maximum potential.

Posted by: Tomber Apr 15 2014, 21:33 PM

Official music video by Nightwish's Tuomas Holopainen, taken from his solo project 'Music Inspired By The Life And Times Of Scrooge'.

Posted by: Ninjabutter Apr 15 2014, 21:34 PM

2:35 PM - Ninjabutter: aha

Posted by: EBA Apr 15 2014, 21:38 PM

QUOTE(Ninjabutter @ Apr 15 2014, 17:21 PM) *

Except EBA, naturally.

I believe he's constantly running at maximum potential.


You know I'm about that hustle.

Posted by: Ninjabutter Apr 15 2014, 21:40 PM

2:36 PM - Ninjabutter: Let's kill ourselves in shame
2:36 PM - Ninjabutter: >EBA is now online
2:36 PM - Ninjabutter: Fuck, he heard "shame" and came running

Posted by: EBA Apr 15 2014, 21:43 PM

QUOTE(Ninjabutter @ Apr 15 2014, 17:40 PM) *

2:36 PM - Ninjabutter: Let's kill ourselves in shame
2:36 PM - Ninjabutter: >EBA is now online
2:36 PM - Ninjabutter: Fuck, he heard "shame" and came running


I don't wiretap your internet communications for no reason. I gotta be there where the action happens.

Posted by: Omega-1 MR Apr 15 2014, 21:52 PM

Time to get Project M running on my computer!

Posted by: Tomber Apr 15 2014, 21:53 PM

Omega appears

Posted by: Omega-1 MR Apr 15 2014, 21:54 PM

Mmm.

Posted by: Tomber Apr 15 2014, 22:19 PM

zzzz

Posted by: Ninjabutter Apr 15 2014, 22:22 PM

QUOTE(EBA @ Apr 15 2014, 13:43 PM) *

I don't wiretap your internet communications for no reason. I gotta be there where the action happens.


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Posted by: synfire Apr 16 2014, 01:03 AM

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Posted by: Ambartanen Apr 16 2014, 01:32 AM




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Posted by: Ninjabutter Apr 16 2014, 03:42 AM

>April Fools joke
>still in place 2 weeks later

Posted by: Oreb Apr 16 2014, 04:13 AM

It'll be there until next year at the rate this site runs.

Posted by: synfire Apr 16 2014, 04:20 AM

More like 388 days and counting.

Posted by: Ninjabutter Apr 16 2014, 05:09 AM

Yeah, I guess mine isn't quite that bad.

Posted by: Ambartanen Apr 16 2014, 05:57 AM

Odd contrasts.

Posted by: Tomber Apr 16 2014, 06:12 AM

The wtf is this IPB Image

Posted by: Ambartanen Apr 16 2014, 07:09 AM

>play WR
>every single Shackle I throw out our Invoker uses Tornado on
>we're against a Riki, Ember, and Tinker


Posted by: Ninjabutter Apr 16 2014, 07:36 AM

It's party time, Tomber.

Posted by: Ambartanen Apr 16 2014, 08:13 AM

>reading old posts
>recognize actual lapses in sanity

QUOTE(Aberrance` @ May 22 2012, 02:50 AM) *

Never tell your password to anyone.
Tuesday, May 22, 2012
1:58 AM - Jushin Liger: Funny thing I discovered
1:58 AM - Jushin Liger: you can have Minecraft on X360 for free essentially
1:59 AM - Jushin Liger: because of some problem with the game being displayed on standard definition TVs, a full refund has been offered
1:59 AM - Jushin Liger: but you can still keep the game
2:00 AM - Jushin Liger: and they cant prove if you're stuck with playing it on a SDTV
2:00 AM - Jushin Liger: so they have to refund you
2:00 AM - Jushin Liger: they cant prove or not*
2:01 AM - Aberrance`: you could just pirate it
2:01 AM - Jushin Liger: but screwing the system in a legal way is so much more satysfying
2:02 AM - Aberrance`: reality TV
2:02 AM - Aberrance`: is the natural enemy of freedom
2:02 AM - Jushin Liger: how so
2:03 AM - Aberrance`: a well educated population
2:03 AM - Aberrance`: capable of critical thinking
2:03 AM - Aberrance`: wouldn't subject itself to the many thralldoms of modern life
2:03 AM - Jushin Liger: so its a symptom
2:03 AM - Aberrance`: reality TV is evil
2:03 AM - Jushin Liger: not a cause
2:03 AM - Jushin Liger: its a symptom
2:03 AM - Jushin Liger: not a cause
2:03 AM - Aberrance`: it propagates idiocy
2:04 AM - Aberrance`: as well as being made possible by it
2:04 AM - Aberrance`: MTV will destroy capitalism
2:04 AM - Aberrance`: for the sake of profit
2:05 AM - Aberrance`: and Malaysians aren't to be trusted
2:06 AM - Aberrance`: if it weren't for them
2:06 AM - Aberrance`: people would simply yawn when tired
2:06 AM - Aberrance`: instead of doing so to dissipate heat in the brain
2:07 AM - Jushin Liger: wat
2:07 AM - Aberrance`: http://youtu.be/1TtGQnyPZ6g
2:08 AM - Jushin Liger: ok...
2:09 AM - Aberrance`: I'm on a hunter strike
2:10 AM - Aberrance`: similar to a hunger strike
2:10 AM - Aberrance`: but spelled different
2:10 AM - Aberrance`: probably wrong even
2:10 AM - Aberrance`: I think our cause is doomed.
2:10 AM - Aberrance`: but it's fighting the fight that counts
2:11 AM - Aberrance`: Do you think I could pass for crazy?
2:11 AM - Aberrance`: or at least German
2:12 AM - Jushin Liger: you certainly sound crazier than usual
2:12 AM - Aberrance`: mein gott
2:12 AM - Jushin Liger: and thats saying something
2:12 AM - Aberrance`: well
2:12 AM - Aberrance`: one would be hard pressed
2:12 AM - Aberrance`: I imagine
2:12 AM - Aberrance`: to say something
2:12 AM - Aberrance`: that isn't saying something
2:13 AM - Jushin Liger: can you see me rolling my eyes from here?
2:13 AM - Aberrance`: Yes.
2:13 AM - Jushin Liger: btw just saw The Avengers today
2:13 AM - Jushin Liger: pretty awesome
2:14 AM - Aberrance`: that seems redundant
2:16 AM - Jushin Liger: did you saw it?
2:16 AM - Aberrance`: no
2:16 AM - Aberrance`: I did not
2:16 AM - Jushin Liger: I pity you
2:17 AM - Aberrance`: that's awfully conceited of you
2:18 AM - Aberrance`: for all you know
2:18 AM - Aberrance`: I just realized that works as a stand alone statement
2:19 AM - Aberrance`: for all you know.
2:19 AM - Aberrance`: it's full of pith
2:19 AM - Aberrance`: and semen
2:19 AM - Jushin Liger: huh? huh
2:19 AM - Aberrance`: but yes
2:19 AM - Aberrance`: for all you know
2:19 AM - Aberrance`: I was too busy
2:20 AM - Aberrance`: being a nobel laureate
2:20 AM - Aberrance`: and teaching a covenant of nuns
2:20 AM - Aberrance`: the sins of the flesh
2:20 AM - Aberrance`: to go see it
2:20 AM - Jushin Liger: I doubt you actually had sex with nuns
2:20 AM - Aberrance`: I don't doubt it
2:21 AM - Aberrance`: that may or may not be a double negative
2:21 AM - Aberrance`: and I've no idea what that was
2:21 AM - Jushin Liger: Does anyone likes Tomber?
2:21 AM - Aberrance`: Tomber
2:21 AM - Aberrance`: I imagine
2:22 AM - Aberrance`: he also looks like Kevin Bacon so that awards him some points in my book
2:22 AM - Jushin Liger: link? lol
2:22 AM - Aberrance`: http://www.gamereplays.org/community/uploads/post-15855-1337667774_thumb.jpg
2:23 AM - Aberrance`: that is Tomber
2:23 AM - Aberrance`: http://www.gamereplays.org/community/uploads/post-122458-1313154303.jpg
2:23 AM - Aberrance`: that is Kevin Bacon
2:23 AM - Jushin Liger: oh god
2:24 AM - Jushin Liger: that doesnt earn him points though
2:24 AM - Aberrance`: did you not like Footloose?
2:25 AM - Jushin Liger: I liked that X-Men movie
2:25 AM - Jushin Liger: and hohoho you so funny
2:25 AM - Aberrance`: I'd sooner not be funny
2:25 AM - Aberrance`: humor is rather morbid
2:26 AM - Jushin Liger: your dick is morbid
2:26 AM - Jushin Liger: pwned you
2:26 AM - Jushin Liger: hurrr
2:26 AM - Aberrance`: lol
2:26 AM - Aberrance`: I wouldn't mind
2:26 AM - Aberrance`: a moribund cock
2:27 AM - Aberrance`: I'm pretty sure you can masturbate via rigor mortis
2:30 AM - Aberrance`: hmm
2:30 AM - Aberrance`: was that Emma Stone in the macro I linked?
2:30 AM - Aberrance`: she's so in right now
2:30 AM - Aberrance`: so I've decided she is prettier than she is
2:30 AM - Aberrance`: so I can't tell if that's her
2:31 AM - Aberrance`: because if it is it doesn't look like her
2:31 AM - Jushin Liger: im trying to masturbate over here ffs
2:31 AM - Aberrance`: have you tried strychnine?
2:31 AM - Jushin Liger: what is that
2:44 AM - Aberrance`: cripples are so unhygienic
2:45 AM - Aberrance`: almost as bad as deaf people
2:45 AM - Jushin Liger: what about autistic deaf people?
2:46 AM - Aberrance`: I don't think they then qualify as people at that point
2:46 AM - Aberrance`: autistic/deaf
2:46 AM - Aberrance`: asian/deaf
2:46 AM - Aberrance`: at one point they're just an invalid
2:47 AM - Aberrance`: tell me
2:47 AM - Aberrance`: if you had to choose between these
2:47 AM - Aberrance`: which would you pick
2:47 AM - Aberrance`: a million dollars
2:47 AM - Aberrance`: saving an orphan's life
2:47 AM - Aberrance`: the money kills the orphan
2:47 AM - Aberrance`: the orphan kills your dreams
2:47 AM - Aberrance`: both deaths are gruesome.
Jushin Liger is now Offline.
Jushin Liger is currently offline, message cannot be sent.

It had a great punchline


Posted by: Ninjabutter Apr 16 2014, 08:24 AM

1:13 AM - Ninjabutter: Friend of mine in the Navy was deathly afraid of spiders
1:13 AM - Ninjabutter: We were in our usual bar one night when this big old fucker started crawling up the wall
1:13 AM - Ninjabutter: Thing was about the size of my hand
1:14 AM - Ninjabutter: My friend, Steven, immediately got up and stood in the exact center of the bar, where he could watch it without interruption
1:14 AM - Ninjabutter: So naturally it dropped back down behind the liquor cabinet
1:13 AM - Paxicon: Phobias are fun
1:15 AM - Ninjabutter: Like any master of stealth, it chilled behind the cabinet until [HIDDEN] popped up in blue text in its HUD
1:15 AM - Ninjabutter: It would then start making random appearances in the bar, apparently just to fuck with Steven
1:15 AM - Ninjabutter: I, of course, found this hilarious, as I grew up in a basement bedroom and was constantly surrounded by spiders
1:15 AM - Ninjabutter: I don't fear them in the slightest
1:15 AM - Ninjabutter: So, naturally, I was obligated to screw with Steven in the worst possible way
1:16 AM - Ninjabutter: There was a potted tree in one corner of the bar
1:16 AM - Ninjabutter: One of those ones that's like 7 feet tall
1:16 AM - Ninjabutter: It was in a big pot of dirt and had a handful of little twigs and such in the pot around the base of the trunk
1:16 AM - Ninjabutter: I shouted, "Hey, I see it! It's over by the tree!" and then ran over to the corner
1:17 AM - Ninjabutter: I bent over the pot and started rustling around in the dirt, like I was trying to prod it out of hiding
1:17 AM - Ninjabutter: Steven's terror, while not actually decreasing at all, eventually was overcome by sheer human curiosity
1:17 AM - Ninjabutter: He came creeping up, ready to flee at any minute, peering over my shoulder
1:18 AM - Ninjabutter: Meanwhile, I'd covertly accumulatd a small handful of twigs and dirt in my hand, with the twigs arranged so they stuck out between my fingers, somewhat like the legs of a spider if I had it in my grasp
1:18 AM - Ninjabutter: Yes, this ends painfully.
1:18 AM - Ninjabutter: My other friend, Sam, comes up and starts looking too; he's also afraid of spiders but not nearly as bad as Steven
1:19 AM - Ninjabutter: He sees what I'm holding, and I give him a wink
1:19 AM - Ninjabutter: He has this sudden ghastly expression on his face as he realizes what I'm about to do
1:19 AM - Ninjabutter: He then backs up and just walks away, shaking his head
1:19 AM - Ninjabutter: Steven apparently took this as a sign that it was safe or at least no big deal, and moved up to where Sam had been a minute ago
1:20 AM - Ninjabutter: As he came up, I promptly shouted "I GOT IT" and spun around with the clump of twigs and dirt in my hand, pointed directly at Steven, only a couple of feet away from him
1:20 AM - Ninjabutter: Steven literally screamed in terror, backed up while reaching reflexively for a weapon, grabbed a barstool, and hit me square in the chest with it
1:20 AM - Paxicon: Hahahah
1:21 AM - Ninjabutter: I don't know what hurt more, being hit with a barstool or the sheer amount of laughing I did while lying on the floor, surrounded by spilled dirt and twigs
1:21 AM - Ninjabutter: It took him MONTHS to forgive me for that
1:21 AM - Ninjabutter: And he refused to apologize for hitting me with the stool.
1:21 AM - Ninjabutter: We never did find the spider.
1:22 AM - Ninjabutter: I like to believe it's still there, watching over the patrons of the bar.
1:21 AM - Paxicon: Not the spider we want, but the spider we need.
1:23 AM - Ninjabutter: The spider we deserve.

Posted by: Oreb Apr 16 2014, 08:30 AM

tl;dr

Posted by: Ninjabutter Apr 16 2014, 08:35 AM

>how I feel about every post ever made by EBA
>including the ones that are just an image

Posted by: Ambartanen Apr 16 2014, 08:40 AM

QUOTE(Ana @ Dec 25 2010, 23:15 PM) *

You know what word I rarely get to use? Negrotastic.

QUOTE(Ana @ Feb 22 2012, 14:27 PM) *

There no such thing as luck. Causality dictated you'd have a bad day. Probably because you're a horrible person. In fact it is all but absolutely because you're a horrible person, given the aforementioned. The universe has laws, causation is, and everything that is, is because it is. And that I brought up you being a horrible person only lends it credence, for I surely would not have done so without cause. Because I literally could not have. You bastard.


Posted by: Ninjabutter Apr 16 2014, 08:52 AM

1:45 AM - Ninjabutter: I just got a Steam friend request
1:45 AM - Ninjabutter: Don't know the name
1:45 AM - Ninjabutter: No friends or groups in common
1:45 AM - Ninjabutter: No message
1:46 AM - Ninjabutter: And his profile is private so I can't even see if we have common games
1:46 AM - Ninjabutter: I don't even care enough to decline it
1:46 AM - Ninjabutter: I'm just gonna let it sit there as an active invitation until it ceases to amuse me

Posted by: Tomber Apr 16 2014, 08:56 AM

tldr

Posted by: Ambartanen Apr 16 2014, 09:02 AM

I can't find the post I'm after. Fuck.

QUOTE(Aberrance @ Feb 6 2012, 23:46 PM) *

10:46 PM - Aberrance: I can't tell you
10:46 PM - Aberrance: I can only
10:46 PM - Aberrance: show you.
10:46 PM - blinkyblob: YOU MEAN TO SAY PEOPLE PUT THINGS UP THERE
10:46 PM - Aberrance: sure
10:46 PM - Aberrance: haven't you ever heard of an oral suppository?
10:46 PM - blinkyblob: yeah through the mouth
10:46 PM - blinkyblob: oral

Posted by: Tomber Apr 16 2014, 09:05 AM

Begin!

Posted by: Ambartanen Apr 16 2014, 09:11 AM

Well, whatever.

Posted by: Ninjabutter Apr 16 2014, 09:17 AM

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Posted by: Ninjabutter Apr 16 2014, 09:28 AM

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Posted by: Ambartanen Apr 16 2014, 09:32 AM

It figures Masked would don an Archer avatar as the show plumbs the deepest depths of awful.

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