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# 8581Aberrance` Oct 25 2012, 20:45 PM
Jaime Lannister vs Aragorn thread on /tv/...
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Anonymous 10/25/12(Thu)14:57 No.26762345

>>26762322

Gimli vs The Hound

Yes, I would pay to see that.

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Anonymous 10/25/12(Thu)14:57 No.26762347
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who would win between Boromir and Ned Stark?

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Anonymous 10/25/12(Thu)14:58 No.26762357
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>>26762347

They both die.

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Anonymous 10/25/12(Thu)14:58 No.26762366

>>26762347
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# 8582Tomber Oct 25 2012, 20:49 PM
Freeroll 13037204

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# 8583Aberrance` Oct 25 2012, 21:05 PM
WHY DIDN'T I LET IT QUICK FORMAT

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# 8584Tomber Oct 25 2012, 21:19 PM
Food

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# 8585Evolancer Oct 25 2012, 21:27 PM
Arya > all.
Arya vs the Nazguls. Arya wins.

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# 8586Aberrance` Oct 25 2012, 21:33 PM
QUOTE(Evolancer @ Oct 25 2012, 17:27 PM) *

Arya > all.
Arya vs the Nazguls. Arya wins.


Spoiler
With spoilers.

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# 8587Evolancer Oct 25 2012, 21:45 PM
Ah. Indeed I forgot that one.
Arya vs Dark Vador: Arya wins.

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# 8588Aberrance` Oct 25 2012, 21:48 PM
Arya goes blind in book 4.

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# 8589Tomber Oct 25 2012, 21:56 PM
Food > all

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# 8590Simba Oct 25 2012, 22:38 PM
Fucking HoN is an atrocious game now. S2 heroes are such bullshit.

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# 8591Tomber Oct 25 2012, 22:40 PM
Darkshines @ Amsterdam

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# 8592Simba Oct 25 2012, 22:42 PM
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# 8593Aberrance` Oct 25 2012, 22:44 PM
Thursday, October 25, 2012
6:30 PM - Blinkyblob: if i could shape my love for you into a tangible object, it would be a miniature bottle
6:30 PM - Blinkyblob: which i would then fill up
6:30 PM - Blinkyblob: with my semen
6:31 PM - Blinkyblob: my extremely tangible semen
6:36 PM - Velleity: Have you ever considered
6:36 PM - Velleity: therapy.
6:36 PM - Velleity: after all
6:36 PM - Velleity: any someone without self esteem issues would have described their hypothetical bottle as anything but miniature.
6:37 PM - Blinkyblob: its only miniature
6:37 PM - Blinkyblob: so i can keep it in my rectum
6:37 PM - Blinkyblob: i'm a realist at heart
6:37 PM - Blinkyblob: and i know how far my rectum will stretch
6:37 PM - Velleity: that's good information to have
6:38 PM - Velleity: a man should know his limits
6:38 PM - Velleity: I for one
6:38 PM - Blinkyblob: thats true
6:38 PM - Velleity: am intimately familiar with my own
6:38 PM - Velleity: they are many
6:38 PM - Velleity: I'm something of a polygamist with failure
6:38 PM - Velleity: and inability
6:38 PM - Velleity: but that
6:38 PM - Velleity: is neither here nor there
6:38 PM - Velleity: for there
6:38 PM - Velleity: as where we were
6:39 PM - Velleity: was your rectum
6:39 PM - Velleity: what of it?
6:39 PM - Blinkyblob: hypothetically
6:39 PM - Velleity: tell me
6:39 PM - Blinkyblob: if you were in my shoes
6:39 PM - Velleity: this bottle
6:39 PM - Velleity: of yours
6:39 PM - Blinkyblob: and by shoes i mean rectum
6:39 PM - Velleity: have you considered
6:39 PM - Velleity: taking the classiest of routes
6:39 PM - Blinkyblob: would you fill it up with semen?
6:39 PM - Velleity: and making it a ship in a bottle?
6:39 PM - Velleity: you'd literally have a boat afloat on a sea of semen
6:39 PM - Velleity: inside you.
6:39 PM - Blinkyblob: a ship swimming in a sea of semen?
6:39 PM - Velleity: few can boast of such
6:40 PM - Blinkyblob: i know brad pitt has 1
6:40 PM - Velleity: well
6:40 PM - Velleity: of course brad pitt does
6:40 PM - Velleity: and I ask you this
6:40 PM - Velleity: is that
6:40 PM - Velleity: bad company to be in?
6:40 PM - Velleity: no sir.
6:40 PM - Velleity: you two would be the height of exclusivity
6:40 PM - Velleity: the toast of the town
6:40 PM - Velleity: ass-boat-bottle-town.
6:40 PM - Blinkyblob: i have a very personal vendetta against mr pitt
6:40 PM - Velleity: ah, Hollywood.
6:41 PM - Blinkyblob: it goes back many years
6:41 PM - Blinkyblob: i wouldnt be seen dead with him
6:41 PM - Blinkyblob: on the town
6:41 PM - Velleity: how about
6:41 PM - Velleity: inside him
6:41 PM - Velleity: I hear his vessel
6:41 PM - Velleity: is looking for a first mate
6:41 PM - Blinkyblob: i'm going to tell you how this vendetta began
6:41 PM - Velleity: and a second mate and a third.
6:41 PM - Blinkyblob: i was part of a proud ventriloquist family
6:41 PM - Blinkyblob: and brad pitt was just starting out in the industry
6:42 PM - Blinkyblob: he too
6:42 PM - Blinkyblob: was a proud ventriloquist
6:42 PM - Velleity: I'm following so far



THE SUSPENSE

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# 8594Tomber Oct 25 2012, 23:24 PM
Who is blinkyblob ?

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# 8595Aberrance` Oct 26 2012, 00:12 AM
6:52 PM - Blinkyblob: you don't need it
6:53 PM - Blinkyblob: russia has a thriving ventriloquism industry
6:53 PM - Blinkyblob: in mother Nebraska
6:53 PM - Velleity: lol
6:53 PM - Velleity: oh Blinky
6:53 PM - Velleity: have you considered
6:53 PM - Velleity: a career
6:53 PM - Velleity: out of this
6:54 PM - Velleity: whatever it is
6:54 PM - Blinkyblob: would you be my agent?
6:54 PM - Blinkyblob: i shant be able to ply my trade without a suitable gentlemen at my side
6:54 PM - Velleity: lol
6:55 PM - Velleity: I
6:55 PM - Velleity: am watching
6:55 PM - Velleity: Sherlock
6:55 PM - Velleity: are you familiar with it
6:55 PM - Velleity: you limeys
6:55 PM - Velleity: are such delightful people
6:55 PM - Velleity: with your wibbly wobblies
6:55 PM - Velleity: and your loos
6:56 PM - Blinkyblob: we also have a lady that rules over all of us with an iron fist
6:56 PM - Blinkyblob: extremely progressive society
6:56 PM - Blinkyblob: you know
6:57 PM - Velleity: meryl streep?
6:57 PM - Blinkyblob: i'm pretty sure i recall a conversation where you said you had just watched Sherlock 2
6:57 PM - Blinkyblob: are you watching them in reverse order?
6:57 PM - Blinkyblob: ARE YOU MAD
6:57 PM - Velleity: I've seen
6:57 PM - Velleity: season 1
6:57 PM - Velleity: and not 2
6:57 PM - Velleity: so clearly
6:57 PM - Velleity: your recollection
6:57 PM - Velleity: is off
6:57 PM - Velleity: I'd not be so quick to accuse others
6:57 PM - Velleity: of madness
6:57 PM - Velleity: were I you
6:57 PM - Velleity: or rather
6:57 PM - Velleity: if I were
6:57 PM - Velleity: I would be quick
6:57 PM - Blinkyblob: i was talking about those film things with a certain downs syndrome jr person
6:57 PM - Velleity: because
6:57 PM - Velleity: I'd be you
6:57 PM - Velleity: and thus
6:57 PM - Velleity: addled
6:57 PM - Velleity: in some manner
6:58 PM - Velleity: Rain-man?
6:58 PM - Blinkyblob: The one and only
6:58 PM - Velleity: Iron Man?
6:58 PM - Velleity: what
6:59 PM - Blinkyblob: firstly
6:59 PM - Blinkyblob: british tv is bad for your health
6:59 PM - Blinkyblob: it has subversive elements int it
6:59 PM - Blinkyblob: *in it
6:59 PM - Blinkyblob: that will attack your immune system
6:59 PM - Blinkyblob: any americans immune system
7:00 PM - Velleity: lol
7:00 PM - Blinkyblob: we call it
7:00 PM - Blinkyblob: humour
7:00 PM - Velleity: ugh
7:00 PM - Velleity: now that you mention it
7:00 PM - Velleity: I do feel off
7:00 PM - Velleity: I feel..
7:00 PM - Velleity: compelled
7:00 PM - Velleity: compelled to inflict superfluous o's
7:00 PM - Velleity: upon otherwise decent
7:00 PM - Velleity: and unremarkable words
7:00 PM - Velleity: I
7:01 PM - Velleity: I
7:01 PM - Velleity: suddenly see the utility
7:01 PM - Velleity: in a standardized system of measurement
7:01 PM - Velleity: perhaps going by increments of 10...
7:01 PM - Velleity: I must put a stop to this
7:01 PM - Blinkyblob: lol
7:01 PM - Blinkyblob: what ever will you do?
7:01 PM - Blinkyblob: soon you'll start seeing in colour
7:01 PM - Velleity: skadjaskdjas
7:01 PM - Blinkyblob: and by then it'll be too late
7:02 PM - Velleity: Blinky
7:02 PM - Velleity: I've a confession to make
7:02 PM - Blinkyblob: you have to counter act sherlock with your most notable and impressive american counterpart...
7:03 PM - Velleity: I
7:03 PM - Velleity: am retroactively penitent
7:03 PM - Velleity: for not begining and closing
7:03 PM - Velleity: all my requests of others
7:03 PM - Velleity: with please
7:03 PM - Velleity: and thank you
7:03 PM - Velleity: I also...
7:03 PM - Velleity: I also condemn all things pertaining to dentistry
7:03 PM - Velleity: it's no more a science
7:03 PM - Velleity: than
7:03 PM - Velleity: than
7:04 PM - Velleity: handegg is a sport.
7:04 PM - Blinkyblob: handegg is gaining popularity in eastern europe
7:04 PM - Blinkyblob: although they use rocks
7:04 PM - Velleity: lawl
7:05 PM - Velleity: maybe two will spark together on accident
7:05 PM - Velleity: and they will discover fire
7:05 PM - Velleity: might be just the thing they need
7:05 PM - Velleity: in that part of the world.
7:05 PM - Blinkyblob: lol
7:06 PM - Blinkyblob: i'm just hoping for chernobyl part II
7:06 PM - Velleity: mmm
7:07 PM - Velleity: the world does so lack giant superstrong cockroaches
7:07 PM - Velleity: overturning cars
7:07 PM - Velleity: and ripping people in half in the streets
7:07 PM - Velleity: with mandibles like steel
7:07 PM - Blinkyblob: no no
7:07 PM - Blinkyblob: gold mandibles
7:07 PM - Velleity: that's absurd
7:07 PM - Blinkyblob: and then people poach them
7:07 PM - Blinkyblob: for their mandibles
7:07 PM - Velleity: lol
7:07 PM - Velleity: ok
7:07 PM - Velleity: I concede you the point
7:07 PM - Velleity: that would be good
7:08 PM - Blinkyblob: until they become endangeared giant cockroaches
7:08 PM - Velleity: then
7:08 PM - Blinkyblob: and we setup a national park for them
7:08 PM - Velleity: people of status
7:08 PM - Velleity: can own them
7:08 PM - Velleity: against all legality
7:08 PM - Velleity: ride them
7:08 PM - Velleity: amongst themselves
7:08 PM - Velleity: to differentiate between the upper echelons
7:08 PM - Velleity: are you familiar
7:08 PM - Velleity: with dressage?
7:08 PM - Blinkyblob: i didnt know rich people rode around on giant tortoises
7:09 PM - Blinkyblob: what a clever idea
7:09 PM - Blinkyblob: and dressage must be where they dress up their various tortoises
7:09 PM - Blinkyblob: in a bid to make them the fanciest of them all
7:10 PM - Velleity: you know
7:10 PM - Velleity: you should really chronicle all those
7:10 PM - Velleity: and one day compile it into something
7:10 PM - Velleity: tot ry and capitalize it
7:10 PM - Velleity: might make our future destinies as destitute vagabonds
7:10 PM - Velleity: a tad more comfortable
7:10 PM - Velleity: that is
7:11 PM - Velleity: if there is comfort left in a future ruled by giant golden sea-roaches
7:11 PM - Blinkyblob: ukrainian giant golden sea-roaches
7:11 PM - Blinkyblob: the best and worst kind
7:12 PM - Velleity: never did care for the ukrainian ones
7:12 PM - Velleity: they have their own dialect
7:12 PM - Velleity: very uncivilized speak
7:12 PM - Velleity: they use speak as a noun
7:12 PM - Velleity: and everything
7:12 PM - Blinkyblob: lol
7:13 PM - Blinkyblob: as future vagabonds in arms
7:13 PM - Blinkyblob: lets swear
7:13 PM - Blinkyblob: never to use a single noun
7:13 PM - Velleity: haha
7:13 PM - Velleity: it would certainly afford us a certain novelty as beggars
7:13 PM - Velleity: that and the constant public 69ing
7:14 PM - Velleity: if there's anything we know, it's how to work a crowd
7:14 PM - Velleity: and cocks
7:14 PM - Velleity: maybe even a crowd of them.
7:14 PM - Blinkyblob: lawl
7:15 PM - Blinkyblob: the money we make off our street performances we can invest in blockbuster
7:15 PM - Blinkyblob: that store is going places
Blinkyblob is now Offline.


I miss him already.

;_;

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# 8596Evolancer Oct 26 2012, 00:14 AM
QUOTE(Velleity @ Oct 25 2012, 21:48 PM) *

Arya goes blind in book 4.
If true, makes her victories more impressive.

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# 8597Tomber Oct 26 2012, 00:25 AM
QUOTE(Velleity @ Oct 26 2012, 00:12 AM) *



;_;

Is that some kind a smiley ?

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# 8598Evolancer Oct 26 2012, 00:33 AM
What else could that be?

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# 8599Simba Oct 26 2012, 00:50 AM
excl.gif

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# 8600Ninjabutter Oct 26 2012, 00:58 AM
Nonsense.


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