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# 1Aberrance` Aug 7 2013, 01:39 AM
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I should have never opened my xfire chatlog of Blinky. Now I can't close it. I don't know where he is, but proverbial laughter catches in my proverbial throat in his proverbial absence.


QUOTE(Aberrance @ Dec 2 2011, 19:53 PM) *

FREE BLINKY FUCK TIBET


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4:29 PM - Blinkyblob: hey Ana
4:29 PM - Aberrance: hello, Blinky
4:29 PM - Blinkyblob: by my reckoning
4:30 PM - Blinkyblob: tis been a while
4:30 PM - Blinkyblob: i thought i should check in
4:30 PM - Blinkyblob: make sure you werent just in my imagination
4:30 PM - Blinkyblob: but then again
4:30 PM - Aberrance: lol
4:30 PM - Blinkyblob: this could be in my imagination
4:30 PM - Blinkyblob: so we'll know
4:30 PM - Aberrance: it has been a while
4:30 PM - Aberrance: a metric while
4:30 PM - Aberrance: in fact
4:30 PM - Aberrance: but I remain as real as ever
4:30 PM - Aberrance: to the disappointment of many
4:31 PM - Blinkyblob: now, now
4:31 PM - Blinkyblob: always with the self-deprecation
4:31 PM - Aberrance: myself included
4:31 PM - Aberrance: mind you


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# 2Aberrance` Aug 7 2013, 01:41 AM
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Never tell your password to anyone.
Saturday, November 10, 2012
8:39 PM - Blinkyblob: sex is gross when you think about it
8:39 PM - Velleity: no disagreements there
8:39 PM - Velleity: but then again
8:39 PM - Velleity: everything
8:39 PM - Velleity: ever
8:39 PM - Velleity: is gross
8:39 PM - Velleity: when once thinks about it enough
8:40 PM - Velleity: frankly some days im appalled existence doesn't have the decency to collectively end itself
8:40 PM - Velleity: then I'm appalled that I'm thinking of such to such an extent
8:40 PM - Velleity: then I do nothing.
8:42 PM - Blinkyblob: i think existence gets more blame than it deserves
8:42 PM - Velleity: untrue
8:42 PM - Velleity: have you ever considered
8:42 PM - Velleity: what stuff
8:42 PM - Velleity: looks like up close?
8:42 PM - Velleity: it's fucking disgusting
8:43 PM - Blinkyblob: it didnt ask you to look at it that closely did it
8:43 PM - Blinkyblob: you have only yourself to blame
8:43 PM - Blinkyblob: and stalin
8:43 PM - Velleity: don't flatter yourself
8:43 PM - Velleity: stuff
8:43 PM - Velleity: has often been the subject of my scrutiny
8:43 PM - Velleity: ere you ever approached me
8:43 PM - Velleity: and the great leader
8:43 PM - Velleity: is blameless.
8:44 PM - Blinkyblob: stalin invented the magnifying glass
8:44 PM - Blinkyblob: he is chiefly to blame
8:44 PM - Blinkyblob: for this mess
8:44 PM - Blinkyblob: of closeness
8:44 PM - Blinkyblob: of stuff
8:44 PM - Velleity: well
8:44 PM - Velleity: even if we couldn't see how utterly grotesque everything ever is
8:44 PM - Velleity: it would be still be repulsive
8:45 PM - Velleity: and isn't that worse?
8:45 PM - Velleity: it'd be like that episode of the twilight zone
8:45 PM - Velleity: where the hot chick has repeated surgery to try and be ugly because society is ugly?
8:45 PM - Velleity: I'd rather know everything is grotesque and repulsive
8:45 PM - Velleity: than walk around in a plane of existence where it is
8:45 PM - Velleity: but not know it
8:45 PM - Velleity: Eye of the Beholder, I think the ep was
8:45 PM - Velleity: totally overrated.
8:46 PM - Blinkyblob: what would possibly be wrong with not knowing stuff was repulsive
8:46 PM - Blinkyblob: but it actually being repulsive
8:46 PM - Blinkyblob: you would have no idea
8:46 PM - Velleity: exactly
8:46 PM - Velleity: I can't imagine anything worse
8:47 PM - Blinkyblob: you wouldnt have to imagine
8:47 PM - Blinkyblob: you wouldnt know
8:47 PM - Velleity: exactly
8:47 PM - Velleity: look
8:47 PM - Velleity: if you had cancer
8:47 PM - Velleity: would you want to know?
8:47 PM - Blinkyblob: no
8:47 PM - Velleity: that's a lie
8:47 PM - Velleity: you'd want to be informed
8:47 PM - Velleity: so you can take your tuition money
8:47 PM - Velleity: and spend it on a year's worth of hookers and drugs
8:47 PM - Velleity: and die happy
8:48 PM - Velleity: this is essentially the same thing.
8:48 PM - Velleity: I have the right
8:48 PM - Velleity: to suffer.
8:48 PM - Blinkyblob: no no no
8:48 PM - Blinkyblob: stuff being repulsive and you not knowing it doesnt affect your life in any way
8:48 PM - Blinkyblob: having cancer
8:48 PM - Blinkyblob: clearly will
8:49 PM - Blinkyblob: besides
8:49 PM - Velleity: it does affect my life
8:49 PM - Velleity: are you out of your mind?
8:49 PM - Velleity: I'd be going around
8:49 PM - Velleity: touching stuff
8:49 PM - Velleity: being touched by stuff
8:49 PM - Velleity: being stuff
8:49 PM - Velleity: and not knowing
8:49 PM - Velleity: to hate myself for it
8:49 PM - Velleity: it's indecent
8:49 PM - Velleity: is what it is
8:49 PM - Blinkyblob: i can't think of anything better
8:49 PM - Velleity: it'd be like
8:50 PM - Velleity: like
8:50 PM - Velleity: like being a heathen
8:50 PM - Velleity: yes
8:50 PM - Blinkyblob: i would love to not know stuff was repulsive
8:50 PM - Velleity: exactly that
8:50 PM - Velleity: so you're saying
8:50 PM - Velleity: you'd want to get plowed by dudes
8:50 PM - Velleity: or worse
8:50 PM - Velleity: ugly fat chicks
8:50 PM - Velleity: because you fail to appreciate
8:50 PM - Velleity: their grotesquery?
8:50 PM - Blinkyblob: subjectively right now i would not, but knowing that in this alternate universe that subjectively i would think being plowed by dudes was great
8:51 PM - Blinkyblob: then sure
8:51 PM - Velleity: but see
8:51 PM - Velleity: you do know
8:51 PM - Velleity: which means
8:51 PM - Velleity: you can't
8:51 PM - Velleity: in good conscience
8:51 PM - Velleity: ever submit
8:51 PM - Velleity: to the alternate reality
8:51 PM - Blinkyblob: i've never had a good conscience
8:51 PM - Blinkyblob: its why i kill small animals


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# 3Aberrance` Aug 7 2013, 01:43 AM
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8:56 PM - Blinkyblob: but they lived as godless sodomites very happily for thousands of years and only after an outside influence told them they were such did they realise what wretched horrors they were
8:57 PM - Velleity: ok
8:57 PM - Blinkyblob: in this alternate universe i would simply be an indian
8:57 PM - Velleity: god damn it
8:57 PM - Velleity: I give up
8:57 PM - Velleity: I tried
8:57 PM - Velleity: to teach you
8:57 PM - Velleity: the necessity
8:57 PM - Velleity: of abhorring yourself
8:57 PM - Velleity: and everything that ever is
8:57 PM - Velleity: or was


I spelled epistemology wrong.

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# 4Aberrance` Aug 7 2013, 01:46 AM
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8:58 PM - Velleity: no
8:58 PM - Velleity: damn it
8:58 PM - Velleity: that you
8:58 PM - Velleity: is wrong
8:58 PM - Blinkyblob: ofc that me is wrong
8:58 PM - Blinkyblob: but still
8:58 PM - Blinkyblob: he's out there
8:58 PM - Blinkyblob: which means its possible
8:59 PM - Blinkyblob: i'm feeling very optimistic today
8:59 PM - Blinkyblob: this whole thinking the world may not be repulsive in some other dimension is way too cheerful
8:59 PM - Blinkyblob: for me as a person
8:59 PM - Blinkyblob: i think i should lie down
8:59 PM - Blinkyblob: or go to hospital
8:59 PM - Blinkyblob: i might have cancer
8:59 PM - Blinkyblob: and believe me
8:59 PM - Blinkyblob: i want to know
9:00 PM - Blinkyblob: so i can get hookers
9:00 PM - Blinkyblob: and drugs
9:00 PM - Velleity: lol
9:00 PM - Velleity: you've made me realize something
9:00 PM - Velleity: important Blinky
9:00 PM - Velleity: up till now
9:00 PM - Velleity: I've been concerned
9:00 PM - Velleity: with being disgusted by things that actually exist
9:00 PM - Velleity: in correlation to myself
9:00 PM - Velleity: I see now that this is unforgivably narrow minded
9:00 PM - Velleity: I should be repulsed
9:00 PM - Velleity: by other dimensional stuff too
9:01 PM - Velleity: not just the stuff of this mortal plane
9:01 PM - Velleity: that way my disgust can infinitely regress across everthing that is and isn't
9:01 PM - Velleity: that way
9:01 PM - Velleity: I can properly
9:01 PM - Velleity: and preemptively scorn
9:01 PM - Velleity: as I should.
9:02 PM - Blinkyblob: lawl
9:02 PM - Velleity: and having not done so ebfore
9:02 PM - Velleity: before
9:02 PM - Velleity: frankly
9:02 PM - Velleity: sickens me.
9:02 PM - Velleity: why
9:02 PM - Velleity: why did you make me think about this
9:02 PM - Velleity: now I'm revolted
9:02 PM - Velleity: at my lack of revulsion


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# 5Aberrance` Aug 7 2013, 01:49 AM
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9:32 PM - Blinkyblob: Ahmajinablob
9:32 PM - Velleity: ...
9:32 PM - Velleity: oh god
9:32 PM - Velleity: what have I wrought


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# 6Engi Aug 7 2013, 01:54 AM
QUOTE(Aberrance @ Aug 7 2013, 11:46 AM) *
9:00 PM - Velleity: you've made me realize something
9:00 PM - Velleity: important Blinky
9:00 PM - Velleity: up till now
9:00 PM - Velleity: I've been concerned
9:00 PM - Velleity: with being disgusted by things that actually exist
9:00 PM - Velleity: in correlation to myself
9:00 PM - Velleity: I see now that this is unforgivably narrow minded
9:00 PM - Velleity: I should be repulsed
9:00 PM - Velleity: by other dimensional stuff too
oh my

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# 7Aberrance` Aug 7 2013, 01:55 AM
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Never tell your password to anyone.
7:26 PM - Blinkyblob: so
7:27 PM - Blinkyblob: here we are
7:27 PM - Blinkyblob: i feel sick ana
7:29 PM - Velleity: mmm
7:29 PM - Velleity: that's normal
7:30 PM - Blinkyblob: nothing about this is normal
7:30 PM - Blinkyblob: you dont understand ana
7:30 PM - Blinkyblob: i'm like bruce willis from that terrible film
7:30 PM - Blinkyblob: i never get ill
7:30 PM - Blinkyblob: my immune system is permanently wired on dont fuck with me mode
7:31 PM - Velleity: uhh
7:31 PM - Velleity: what film
7:31 PM - Blinkyblob: unbreakable
7:31 PM - Velleity: never seen it
7:31 PM - Blinkyblob: i envy that
7:31 PM - Blinkyblob: even in my delusional state
7:31 PM - Blinkyblob: i can still envy
7:31 PM - Blinkyblob: this must be what your life is like 24/7
7:32 PM - Blinkyblob: a haze of illness
7:32 PM - Blinkyblob: periodically broke up
7:32 PM - Blinkyblob: broken up*
7:32 PM - Blinkyblob: by my witty repor
7:32 PM - Blinkyblob: repoir*
7:33 PM - Velleity: uhhu
7:33 PM - Velleity: I wouldn't say my life is like anything
7:33 PM - Velleity: I wouldn't say I have a life.
7:34 PM - Velleity: would some vegetarian chicken soup make you feel better?
7:34 PM - Velleity: It's essentially a bowl of water with raw broccoli in it.
7:34 PM - Velleity: cold water.



To be continued.

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# 8Utred Aug 7 2013, 08:31 AM
It was a weird film.

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# 9Engi Aug 7 2013, 08:34 AM
It was enjoyable.

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# 10Aberrance` Aug 8 2013, 19:32 PM
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3:28 PM - Aberrance: turns out he was the smartest guy in the room
3:29 PM - Blinkyblob: lol
3:29 PM - Blinkyblob: thats like saying the first guy that discovered he could suck his own dick was smart
3:29 PM - Aberrance: im not sure
3:29 PM - Aberrance: it's like that at all
3:30 PM - Aberrance: unless
3:30 PM - Aberrance: by that you mean
3:30 PM - Aberrance: it makes him a cocksucker.
3:30 PM - Aberrance: hmm
3:30 PM - Aberrance: I guess he is a cocksucker...
3:30 PM - Aberrance: so it does apply.


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# 11Hooked Aug 28 2013, 01:02 AM
what's your fucking password

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# 12Hooked Aug 28 2013, 01:12 AM
QUOTE(Aberrance @ Aug 6 2013, 19:55 PM) *

7:31 PM - Blinkyblob: this must be what your life is like 24/7
7:32 PM - Blinkyblob: a haze of illness
7:32 PM - Blinkyblob: periodically broke up
7:32 PM - Blinkyblob: broken up*
7:32 PM - Blinkyblob: by my witty repor
7:32 PM - Blinkyblob: repoir*


QUOTE(Aberrance @ Aug 6 2013, 19:55 PM) *

7:32 PM - Blinkyblob: by my witty repor
7:32 PM - Blinkyblob: repoir*


QUOTE(Aberrance @ Aug 6 2013, 19:55 PM) *

7:32 PM - Blinkyblob: repoir*

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# 13Aberrance` Aug 31 2013, 12:23 PM
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Conversation started between Ana` and Blinky: Tue, Sep 28 11:59:15 2010
[11:59] Blinky: fuck you
[12:42] Blinky: <This user is now online>
[13:28] Blinky: <This user is now online>
[13:33] Blinky: <This user is now online>
[14:20] Blinky: <This user is now offline>
[14:25] Blinky: <This user is now online>
[14:42] Blinky: i het u
[14:46] Blinky: i het you so much
[16:10] Blinky: <This user is now online>
[17:38] Blinky: <This user is now offline>
[20:02] Blinky: <This user is now online>
[20:02] Blinky: wake the fuck up
[21:17] Blinky: <This user is now offline>
Conversation ended: Tue, Sep 28 21:47:01 2010
Conversation started between Ana` and Blinky: Fri, Oct 01 11:23:30 2010
[11:23] Ana`:
[11:23] Blinky: pahah
[11:23] Ana`: you realize
[11:23] Ana`: I work 5 days a week
[11:24] Ana`: and thus sleep on the other 2
[11:24] Ana`: you'll have to forgive my abscence
[11:24] Blinky: i forgive you nothing
[11:24] Blinky: especially
[11:24] Blinky: because you can't spell
[11:24] Ana`: absence*
[11:24] Ana`: whatever
[11:24] Ana`: I just woke up cuntbag
[11:24] Blinky: just woke up
[11:25] Blinky: it's 4pm
[11:25] Ana`: not in America
[11:25] Ana`: which as we all know
[11:25] Ana`: is the only place that matters.
[11:25] Blinky: it's 4pm somewhere in America
[11:25] Ana`: Unlikely.
[11:26] Ana`: Your stay as LE seemed shortlived.
[11:26] Blinky: what makes you say that
[11:26] Ana`: your lack of a badge
[11:26] Ana`: and general worthlessness
[11:26] Ana`: in consideration with the general laws of time
[11:26] Ana`: so, the usual.
[11:27] Blinky: it was very longlived if I was some sort of fly that only lives for a day
[11:27] Blinky: some would say
[11:27] Blinky: supernatural for such a fly
[11:28] Blinky: a 700% increased lifespan for said fly
[11:28] Blinky: that isn't how you spell fly is it
[11:28] Blinky: flie
[11:28] Ana`: uh
[11:28] Ana`: no
[11:28] Ana`: fly
[11:29] Ana`: is how you spell it
[11:29] Blinky: just seems wrong
[11:29] Ana`: you are refering to the mayfly
[11:29] Ana`: and
[11:29] Ana`: via basic observation
[11:29] Ana`: we note that it is September.
[11:29] Ana`: FUCK
[11:29] Ana`: October
[11:29] Ana`: I meant
[11:29] Ana`: October
[11:29] Ana`: and as such
[11:29] Ana`: such references do not apply
[11:30] Blinky: it's a common misconception that the mayfly is born in may
[11:30] Blinky: it's actually born in october as a pupai
[11:30] Blinky: and it hibernates through the winter
[11:30] Ana`: ephemeral insects aside.
[11:31] Ana`: the point I was making


>implying things etymologically French

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# 14Utred Aug 31 2013, 12:38 PM
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[11:23] Ana`: I work 5 days a week

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# 15Aberrance` Aug 31 2013, 12:41 PM
This was 3 years ago, when I wanted to build a gaming PC. Oddly enough, I quit said job as soon as I had said PC. And never used it to game.

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# 16Utred Aug 31 2013, 13:06 PM
I know. The fact that you're talking about his being LE was a hint. Also that you posted this conversation before. Also the date.

Was it in a pet shop? I seem to remember a pet shop.

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# 17Engi Aug 31 2013, 13:10 PM
trouble in the paradise archives?

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# 18Aberrance` Aug 31 2013, 13:23 PM
Yes, it was a pet shop.

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# 19Aberrance` Sep 8 2013, 23:15 PM
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9:12 PM - Velleity: The name's Morris. Morris the Magikarp. I'm not the fiercest fish in the sea, or the smartest. In fact, I don't really have any amazing talents or true feats. I'm just a Magikarp: Orange scales, a small, crooked crown atop my head (undeserved, to say the least), average fins, and a misshapen mug of a face that probably makes my Magikarp mother cry at night.
9:12 PM - Velleity: ;
9:12 PM - Velleity: _
9:12 PM - Velleity: ;
9:12 PM - Blinkyblob: lawl
9:12 PM - Blinkyblob: I wrote that.
9:13 PM - Velleity: you did not


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# 20Aberrance` Sep 8 2013, 23:16 PM
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9:23 PM - Velleity: we're not still talking about bukaki are we?
9:23 PM - Blinkyblob: everything eventually returns to bukaki
9:23 PM - Velleity: like a river
9:23 PM - Velleity: returning to the sea
9:24 PM - Blinkyblob: i don't want to boast or anything
9:24 PM - Blinkyblob: but i invented bukaki on my own


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