Come here to discuss various things. If someone wants to make a specific video, or funny links page, thats fine, but this will serve as a general discussion for off topic chat. SOme of you maybe wondering why I didn't name this Fight Club. The reason is well, it obvious it isn't a fight club, and as flaming is strictly forbidden on GR, having a thread by that name draws unneeded attention. If you do have a dispute though, create a thread in the private forum, or better yet use PMs, making sure to inform the Clan leader of the problem.
If most of you disagree, and want FC, then thats okay, go ahead and make it
NOTE: If you have a question about something clan related, post in the private forum where it belongs. (or the main questions & suggestions thread)
ok man np.
ill let people know that the clan is up and running now when they come onto xfire.
Well I thought this was interesting: http://www.videogamesblogger.com/2007/03/21/star-wars-battlefront-iii-coming-as-an-xbox-360-exclusive-from-the-creators-of-goldeneye.htm
I'm hoping it goes multi-platform, and possible, if they can, use the same engine as the Force Unleashed, resulting in extremely realistic battles. Imagine blowing a tank up, and the shrapnel flying all around hitting units. Or throwing a grenade and demolishing buildings on top of enemies.
good times are ahead of us... i hope
looks cool thoon, ever wonder what a lotr battlefront would be like? i have
I had that happen to me once. I was playing Halo 2 and I shot the banshee with a rocket. The banshee went through the air landed on a guy and I got the kill.
I wonder why they changed the team though... hopefully it will be as good as or better than the others (not counting graphics), and the new team wont mess it up
Ah Battlefront, i miss Rhen Varr from BF 1. My friend an I were gods on that game, no joke.
btw guys, (i havent checked) is the patch out yet?
lol it was a silly question eh....
lol this is the first day the clan is up and runing and we already have a no. of members medal
EA isnt making lotro.......... its made by turbine and midway
ahhh....thank my lucky flippin stars...
Come on people. If this doesn't get more active I'll need to name it fightclub and give royal this threads address.
Want to make the discussion more violent dont you?
When has violence not solved everything. It even takes care of this "Peace" thing everyone is talking about.
btw guys i posted a little ad in the clan discussion forums saying that we were recruiting and that we were a multi game clan and all that sorta stuff...see if we can find some new talent
Honestly guys, I can't get on X-fire, but I sure hope your are more active with the games than you are here...
lol sorry guys ive been MIA for a couple of days....that just happens with me alot of the time, i dunno when im not gonna be on/ gonna be on and that sorta stuff...
I want to keep my Artist power so i am spamming the Review Section with reviews to keep my position. It get really easy when you know what to say and how look at stuff.
Level three medal
i only have BFME2 so do any of you still play bfme2 or am i screwed ?
Some of us do, mainly the ones that hate RotWK and its balance. Do you have BfME1?
ehh i can get it NP but at the moment: no.
all the people that play rotwk will play bfme2 with you if you ask them lol
patch is out...eventually.....after 5 months....it had better be the best god dam patch this world has ever seen tbh
it isnt = Legend^ (dwarven Stratmod) tells me its bad, and he wants to play some other game... <-- Spam
Sigh I should have fucking made that mod I was thinking of doing (as in Patch 1.06 but with changes I wanted) for ROTWK.
I would love to be a fly on the wall of EA, just to find out who is meant to do what job. I hear the unkillable isenguard berserker bug now applies to some of the dwarven units as well as some of the goblins and trolls.
That has to be the closest thing to an angry post that I have seen from tt
Luckily, large groups of berzerkers can take out forts still. Isnt that right MirkwoodMonky?
excuse my noobishness....ive been...addicted...to a certain game that has left me without light and food for many a days....
hopefully as of monday i change that
Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic And btw jim, your sig has too many text lines in it. Its a maximum of 5 allowed.
ill have a look tt, ure in US? ill post a link here if i find it.
New topic: I thought this was really funnt so i posted it here. hope you laugh
I'm on the east coast of Australia. Thanks for having a look see , I did see that one on the amazon website but noticed it was only for the X box version which had fewer items/locations and coversation options than its big PC brother. Apologies there, I should have mentioned I was after the PC version guide.
Well, here's a good online guide: http://www.gamewinners.com/DOSWIN/blstarwarsknightsoldrepublic.htm http://www.gamewinners.com/DOSWIN/blstarwarsknightsoldrepublic2.htm
Thanks for the links. I'm thinking of having a go at modelling one or more of the droids or ships from the game. Not sure which though.
Look there for a horrible video. Trust me, not for the faint of heart.
No worries mate, thanks for trying. I'll keep an eye out at amazon and e bay, I'm sure one will come up for sale eventually.
I'm not sure what the link you posted showed, youtube are asking people to sign up and sign in to view it and I didn't have mush time to go through the whole signing up process. Was it bad bad or funny bad?
It was documentary on the fur industry, showing them brutally killing seals, and skinning foxes alive. Someone posted it in the GR youtube section.
i didnt see it coz i just cant b bothered signing up 2 utube but that sounds... just sick man....
It is horrible, discusting, and evil. And that monkey guy needs to be skinned himself. I wonder how he would like it. Fucking asshole. Just one thing for you all to know: do not buy true fur clothing, or I will hate you forever.
If I had been one of those cameramen, I swear to God I would have killed every single one of those bastards. Would have cut them open and left them to die. (and gotten the animals out of there)
I don't think its right to go that far. Doing that makes you no better than them. They simply are doing it as a job and know no better. Were they doing it as a sport, then yes, go hit them over the head. With the real situation however, the problem is higher up. We don't need rich bigots thinking they need real fur. Cotton keeps you alive just as well.
Good point about the cotton. It sounds like that video at you tube was really barbaric It's sad to think that in todays age people can have such a low respect for life.
I've noticed some kind of clan wars topic, I imagine it's members of this clan versus members of other clans. Is their some kind of tally I can look at to see how our clan is doing against others and in general?
Just for that, i am making a fox signature and i will be wearing it. Will post the result soon.
Thanks for the info, I'll have a look see.
I don't think it is going to far for the guy who skinned the fox alive. He could have easily ended that foxes misery before he skinned it.
Foxes arn't exactly on our top ten favorite animals list over here. A year or so ago someone snuck ( sneaked )some into the country and released them so they could hunt them down for sport. The people that did that have been arrested but now the foxes have spread some kind of cancer onto our tasmanian devils and it dosn't look like the species is going to survive. Once a devil becomes infected we can't save them
Thats horrible tbh... Even though they are ferocious, you gotta love the little guys. Many of the foxes they are hunting are going endangered though.
I know, we love our little devils over here, sure their loud, can bite through walls but they just have this kind of charisma about them which is hard to stay mad at. By nature their scavangers. In the wild they eat dead bodies that other animals have left. The problem is the foxes would kill some animal, eat some of it, and by eating it contaminate the carcuss with whatever this cancer is and once the fox had it's fill would leave the carcus. The devils would then walk along and see the carcuss and devour whatever was left bones and all, and they would then become infected. Only a few devils that remain in captivity have not been infected know and we're trying to keep them as well isolated from the infected devils as possible.
Humans suck tbh...
Dishonorable ones do.. not all.
If that was sarcasm or if you meant somthing by it im not sure... anyways.
We are just going to end up ruining our own world, then we will die out, or we will go and ruin another world. Or by some grace of God we will fix what we have started and then we will be able to survive.
Well i just completed Kingdom hearts Finally! About 2 years ago i actually quit playing because i couldn't beat riku ( At that moment i had no idea of '' Stats Enhancing Gimmicks '' )
Now im gonna get Kingdom hearts 2.
Ow and a nice little Vid for Serated and Rossdee http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XIoiNra-oWQ&mode=related&search=
btw toxic, those vids you sent me on xfire, i have seen them...
PS: serated, u know that i havent finished KH1 yet right? well...toxic completed it before me!! im gonna play that game again...and i will complete it....but i bet that toxic cant complete KH2 100% on proud mode!!! thats what im workig on right now tbh...
and it took me over 3 years to get to the angels, dark balls bit that you were stuck at earlier toxic, and i still havent got past it lol! is there far to go after that bit????
and KH3 better not be new characters....sora riku and kairi better be in it again tbh...or else i will cry...
Enix needs to complete Final Fantasy 13 before moving back onto Kingdom Hearts.
This is what hell is like for a BfME player. Click if you dare: http://technokane.ytmnd.com/
goin WAAAAAY back to the humans killing eachother off....reminds me of a game where 3 alien races fight over earth and humans are still here
but of course no one needs to worry about 3 alien races coming to destroy us.......right?!?!?!?!
Cool Ross Well this friday im gonna go have a look for Kingdom hearts 2. Yeah it's much easier when youre older not to mention the fact why i lost to riku in Hollow bastion was because i didn't had any extra thingies on me and i used the Kingdom keyblade ( Although i managed to nearly kill him one time)
You want a reall challenge? Go and beat Sephiroth on lvl 54 i dare you.
in KH1?? ok, lol im about lvl 54 right now...i kicked KH2 xemnas' but at lvl 59, but im gaining levels and completing the whole game now, so i can beat sephiroth (in KH2)
and btw, i just got this...the stuff the guy is saying is actually making sense...i keep telling myself that i really dont want to know anything about KH3 but i keep looking for stuff ^^, its not ads if we are gonna guess anyway, there will be so many twists and turns anyway, this is what he is saying...
I'm sorry, I can get through the main part of the trailer, but once mickey shows up, its lol from there. Understand I am a huge Disney fan, but M.M. wielding a blade is just hilarious looking.
loool! so you watched it did you....have we got you hooked on KH?? you dont really see mickey mouse with a keyblade in KH1 so your ok.. ^^
and toxic i just thought about something...notice that at the end, mickey isnt wielding the Kingdom Key...he has magic one...i cant remember what you call it...
Starseeker keyblade.. I think.
Love that Star Seeker, its the one i stuck with using until i got the Oathkeeper, then switched to Lion Heart, the Oblivion, then the Ultima Weapon. In that order.
i loved the decisive pumpkin!
Valor - Decisive Pumpkin & Oblivion
Master: Kingdom Key & Oblivion (i mean..i had to keep the kingdom key somewhere...i couldnt just abandon it ^^)
Final: Oathkeeper & Oblivion
love the duel keyblades !
Today on H3 beta we made a new word.
Mongi (mon-guy) it is the plural of the word mongoose.
wow H3 beta outa already
kool hope u have fun
Im gelir ceni ad lín Everyone,
(I am glad to see you again)
I apologize for my recent lack of activity. This past weekend my sister had her graduation party, and so I was hung up dealing with that ( though only two relatives, and a neighbor came over ). Also, I am planning to finish 85% of my school the coming week, hopefully I will then be able to come back to gaming by the 1st of June or so . I'll try to be a little more in touch this week, maybe help get the new rank system up and running. (Thawn, Serated, PM me any placement suggestions when it comes to all the members. I'll deal with formatting the new roster)
I'm afraid that's cya for now,
Congratulations to your sis. I still can't believe I graduated sometimes . Good luck with all the study
Right that reminds me, on July the 14th or possibly 15th I won't be on and probably will not be on the weekend accompanying said date. Have a graduation party to attend.
Hey guys im in the clan now....just gonna get that out there.
Ill be playing RotWK and nothing else.
me and elf prince just played our first 2v2 together and we pwnd :0
Good to know but don't double post.
look at the times thawn..... doubt he could edit his first post
Um you can always edit your posts can you not (sorry but I've had mod powers for too long I don't know if there is an edit time)
No, there is no time limit.
G'day to all
I'm just curious about the poll thread. Can anyone make a poll? And if so how? As I can't seem to find any buttons for them.
It's an option at the top of the page when you are making a new thread TT. You click create poll or something to that effect. Select you first poll topic and then select your poll's options.
I've noticed most people here have a picture of something with their name next to it. Like Thawn has some robotic thing. How would I go about getting one of those?
They're called signatures. You can request them from the http://www.gamereplays.org/community/Signature_Request_Area-f987.html, or ask http://www.gamereplays.org/community/index.php?showtopic=223809, our clan sig maker, to do one for you. The shops come with rules though, many require a certain post count, and all require you to supply pictures.
G'day thawn thanks for the info. I'm curious to know which games company people like the most overall. Meaning not only the games they produce but also the customer service and technical support as well.
Go ahead and request to me, I am getting rusty anyway.
I've always found that Bungie is a very satisfying game company. Though I like rockstar games a lot now that I found out that in San Andrea's cars that you buy off the ship in the second island randomly say on them, "EA SUCKS"
LOL seriously, i need to get a new disk JUST to see that...san andreas was a great game anyways, i remember blowing up helicopters on a boat until it blew up and i magically jumped off then got the jetpack and flew onto one helicopter and blew all the other ones up till the boats came and jets and it was all hell
With 7 attack, yes Fenrir is your best choice if your out for attack.
Beware, Foock is here to bring spamming wrath to thiese forums
It doesnt matter, with thawn as mod it really doesnt.
ahh, if he spams tho *smacks fist into palm*
OH NO!!!! DOUBLE POST!!!
What double post?
When I wrote "<--- lies " I meant I was lying I was fook4
Can you do us a quick favor and see if you can post anything on the bfme2 forum. Me and playthoon keep getting an error message. Maybe the forum is going down for the count.
Thoon, I just remembered this. I want to make sure that if you do indeed work on the fort map, be sure to get the updated version from me first.
So....how the f@#$ is life all? Whats up?
Boring. The roof.
Stay in the shade.
Preferably with a cold one within arms reach
G'day lord R
haha dosn't have to be alcoholic mate. On hot days theirs only two requirements to a drink, cold and wet that's it What's D.C. ?
D.C. = District of Columbia: the district occupied entirely by the city of Washington; chosen by George Washington as the site of the nation's capital and created out of land ceded by Maryland and Virginia
Wats new ppl.I for one an bored 2 death. Wat aboit you.
Thanks for the info Nothing much happening over here. I'm in the city at the moment at a gaming lounge. I'm on the search today for some models buy so I can duplicate them on the computer at home.
I for one will be painting today. I need to finish up the last few Warhammer models I have so then I can give a valid excuse for getting more.
I for one will be picking up dog shit today, and my mower is broken so the grass is wicked long, it'll be fun. oh yeah rob, you said anyone could afford a riding mower, my mom already looked into getting one and she said the cheapest starts at 900....
I think Rob's a rich kid.
that's what i said, but he denies it...
my grandpa got a riding mower, but u kno old people and money.....pluse they own 1 1/2 acres.....and a dog....imagine picking up that shit
Well its more or less the fact that getting one was a necessity, because our yard is an acre. Try mowing an acre with a push mower during summer in Florida.
^^ he has a point
and plus my grandparents got there mower for like $600
the only time you eat weed is when the cops are chasing you.... SMOKE IT!!!
Ross I don't have any new ones yet. I plan on getting some this weekend.
G'day to all
Off topic a bit but check out these t shirts Thawn the second one is cool
those are cool, i like the fourth myself.
Love the last one. University of STFU located at district 1337, how convenient.
Yeah, I'm thinking of ordering that one as well
Below is just a funny picture a mate here sent me.
hey guys check out these retards http://ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/25751
You know it's only funny because it wasn't you. I thought some of those guys were going to beat tge crap out of the pie throwers.
And for all The EA forum members this really burns me up
New Halo 3 Videos available for free on Xbox Live.
TT, that Lost guy pisses the hell out of me Im hoping I can get into a flame war with that bastard, its been a long time since I've ripped someone apart with a flame war
yea and it litterally happens like that
G'day shmik and jj
I think lostplanet is trying to work out where royal is so he can go to that forum and have a flame war against him as royal chewed lostplanet out when he was on the bfme2 forum last.
ill chew his ass out in 2 seconds flat
its fun and easy
As they say over here jj you would chew him up and spit him out before his knows what hit him
like getting hit with a gatling gun point blank
I'm calling you on your bluff.
Wow. you guys are totally tearing them up over there. MaybeI will join and get into it too. lol Keep it up.
don't go over to that place....
k thx 4 the tip bruno, and why exactly are they looking for royal?
well i guess it's because he used to spam the shit out of the EA forums, he is well known there. i don't see why someone would want him back.... that lost guy is just a typical C$C retard.
lol, it's not like they like him either.
*shoots jimmy with an arrow while he's loading the gun* Jimmy ->
aww damn, my head was too thick so i fell unconscious...
*2 months later jimmy assaults the EALA headcorders and kill apoc, who was "busy" with the CEO*
then Mike Verdu goes into a flamboyant rage as his gay lover died, but fell quickly to a bitch slap to the face.
*then EALA quickly fell to the might of the broken sword legion who made the lotr games the right way*
if only guys, if only
I guess I did say a little bit too much but I still can't play the expansion pack I bought last year on it's release because of the bugs that EA hasn't fixed, even though numerous people have posted the same problems on the forum. I guess it's still a bit of a nerve pincher for me. I really should just give up on trying to play it.
Just a funny picture a mate over here sent me.
nice one tt,
ps. omg! guess what! my mum said i had to choose today between getting a ps3 and a laptop for my christmas...but, then she hinted that i could get both coz she said that i had to keep in mind that my birthday was in january so it looks like i may be getting a ps3 and a pretty good laptop 4 my christmas and birthday
now...ok now just so that no one is confused ^^ i really dont like my dad...but i still go over to see him (mum and dad divorced, both married again so i have step mum and step dad) my dad is loaded! but he doesnt buy me anything that he doesnt like...hes wierd like that...hes too busy with his new house and his mercedes and hes just told me last week that hes thinking about getting a bentley...i mean...who the fuck needs a bentley! i mean god....if ya had that much money wouldnt you just but a flippin porche? i know i would...but anyway...back to the point...( )
im gonna ask him if he'll get me a 360 for my christmas (coz that was one of the things that he bought me that he liked...and x-box) him and his fucking golf games! well, they stopped making tiger woods pga tour for x-box so i may be ble to persuade him by using that as leverage...anyway ill let u guys know how it goes...and if it all goes well i should be able to persuade him into getting live...
Ross if you get Live prepared to be destroyed in Halo 3.
well thawn im prepared to kick your ass in that because i am godslayer in halo (well thats my uncle, weve concluded i would be the godslayers balls not a title i would like to keep) and no one will dare get in a tank around me, im the best at taking those out and im bomb in swat
if I get livce be prepared to get ur arse wooped
I'm the best Halo player in my area and I got a killtacular (plus the medal that means you got a ungodly amount of kills) in a Halo 2 match in a 8 against 3 match (I was the three). And Jimmy if your talking about halo 2 then you will get slaughtered in 3 (they took out most of the aim assist) so I hope you mean Halo 1 because I would like a challenge.
I'm with thawn... You two don't stand a chance.
in BOTH mostly in 1, yes ive gotten a killtacular, and yes ive done a 2 against 8 when my other partners bugged out on me, n we got to 84 and they got to 100...we were barely able to keep up but we did. so yes you will GET a challenge and rob...stfu u wouldnt know what hit you, nobody knows ninja like a rocket and a carbine, the best weapons in the game imo, so ill try to get on h2 live next week if ur up for a match
I don't play halo 2. I'm talking about Halo 3. In which you will die utterly.
umm doubt it... YOU will die utterly...
Sounds like either way good times are coming
Not sure about this movie could be good could be crap
Dude we play online. I've beaten lvl 30's (my rank is 10 because I don't play that often) who then think I'm cheating because there is no way a lowly lvl 10 can beat an Uber lvl 30 (It's called leading your damn shots)
Hey TT that looks utterly ubertastic. can't wait
I'm assuming its Godzilla lol.
It's amazing how many people don't. Really it's not a hard concept aim ahead so your bullets will hit them, honestly.
yea...its either that or scaring them with a few sniper rounds NEAR the head hahaha i always love the latter one
I'm not saying the waters around here are dangerous because their not..... as long as you can paddle fast
hahaha i better work on my arms then...
is that photoshopped or something like that?
sumone needs to tatoo he forehead with the letters of S T U P I D
No, that actually happened on Millionaire.
lol hahahah good one serated. Is it just me or are people getting dumber?
And I didn't believe this when a mate over here told me about this but check out this youtube and tell me whats wrong when they ask people to put a pin on north korea, south korea, france and iran. If you can't see what's wrong then you really need to look again.
wow these ppl are really mentally challenged. '' can you pin North Korea?'' * the guy pins totally off* lol
They keep thinking australia is another country just because it's labelled wrong... idiots....
yea, the retards just accept it cus it's written on the map.
Wow, fucken idiots...derrrrrrr
Thanks guys, that's what I thought too
we should attack America next. fuck America, seriously. i don't really considered myself an American.... just a person who lives in America, if that makes sense.
Well you could always move to Australia but it looks like we've been targeted by a few people already. I hope they corrected those people after they stuffed up.
or Canada since the flight to Canda is cheaper than the one to Australia but its like moving to a wanna-be America country.Autralia is cool and a better place to be than here in canada imo but as they say'' time is money'' so ill stick around here
did the attack on scotland reach US and canadian news???
it happened a couple of weeks ago, when i was in turkey
heres what happened, 2 guys bought a whole load of flammable materials gas canisters and w/e. then they put them into the back of their jeep, and tried to drive it into Glasgow airport...luckily...they were fucking moron terrorists! and they didnt even manage to drive into the terminal
anyway, one of them set fire to himself and tried to blow himself up....but he failed miserably... LOL and the scots that were close by, watching ran up to him and started kicking him ^^ and when police ried to put the fire out they shouted and told them to let him burn HAHA!!!
the reason that the gas canisters didnt blow up was because glasgow, or scotland is the only place in britain that makes a safety device/cap thing on their canisters...and the silly terrorists were seriously unorginized and didnt realise this...
but just think how easy it would be to do somthing like that...all you need is a jeep and explosive/flammable materials and there ya go...its so simple and thats exactly why it wasnt detected, it just slipped under the radar...the government are looking/expecting/thinking that these terrorists are so completely orginized and smart....which they are not.
but i know that some of them are, i mean look at 911...they highjacked a plane....they had it all sorted and planned out before they even dreamed of doing it...you guys may think im being racist here but...i really dont give a shit...if they just sent them all back to where they came from and thet them blow themselves up until their hearts content and theyve all gone extinct!
it really pisses me off having them here! and polish ppl....omg there are so many of them over here ^^...dont get me wrong i have nothing against them! nothing at all...i really dont mind them being here....there not trying to blow us up...but yea...there are hundreds of them in scotland ^^...and black ppl! can you even call them black ppl now?!?!?! its "coloured" ppl now isnt it...i have nothing against black ppl either but that whole...calling them black thing is just ridiculous!
aagggggggghhh see what you guys have started talking about terrorism!! im not even gonna start...no if fact yes i am!
christmas...britain celebrates it....ts a christian holiday...britain is a christain country...now, when they come over here...to BRITAIN! the CRISTIAN country! and say its offensive! and that we should call it...winter celebrations....ohh no! i dont fucking think so! christmas cards are offensive?!?!?!!? when THEY! come over HERE! and say that WE should change OUR religeon and beliefs! just so that it suits them! no way! they come over here and take our jobs! and say that werre racist! well if were that fucking bad they can get to fuck!
i said they take our jobs, well, they do, ill create a little scenario here...lets say for instance i went for a job interveiw...and it was down to me and an indian, pakistani w/e the fuck you want to call them person. lets say that i was the better man for the job, they still wouldnt give me the job....they would give it to the other guy coz if they didnt and they gave it to me they would be scared that the other guy would sue them for being racist against him....
AAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH see what you have done to me! youve turned me into a fucking monster!
ok ill stop now...im not finished but ill stop...
i wont waste my time reading all of this, ill just ask you to tread it to me throught X-Fire voice chat. Than again i hope you got a mic.
lol i know its kinda long...but its true! thats what frickin happens!
I said it before and i will say it again, gay ppl are allowed to be together if they feel like it but they as a mark of respect for the socity they live in, they shouldnt explicitly show their sexual orientation in public cuz its disturbing for others.
Anywaus i say we drop the subgect before we end up with a discussion like the one at EA forums ( you know wat i mean if you have been there at the time) and before Thoon shows up
Honestly guys, get over it just a little. Hell if you were in the minority I would bet you would want to be allowed to do whatever you wanted too? Or would you not do anything in public because it would make others feel werid?
...ok...i just read the 11th page ....and im sooooo confused right now ....but i dont care coz im way too scared to read the 10th page ...please change subject...ill try to....
the simpsons movie looks awsome! ^^
HAHAHAHAHAHA THIS IS HILARIOUS
lol that think is f'in funny,althiught its really old
Hmm, ive heard about it alot but never knew what it was...i love it and the simpson's one
Seen it, its pretty old. You could've just put a link off of youtube btw.
lol that vid is funny...ancient...but funny...^^
I have never seen that before in my life. And now my little brother won't stop saying it.
just hit him in the nose
yea, hit him in the nose, then his tongue will flop out, you grab his tongue then pull it and let go, it will then shoot back into his mouth...hit the back of his throat, then he will swallow his tongue and he will never say those annoying little words ever again...
why the hell do i rabble so much!?!...
ok i thought this was funny and maybe explained why rob left the clan:
check his Interests part and you will find out why Thawn really wanted his kicked from the forums( Thawn dont take it personnaly lol)
*Serated has died laughing, please check post later*
that's sad, not funny...
eh kinda both...
I want to rip something in two right now.
Follow elders link and read his instruction for what to do (it's about in the middle of the page)
Ahhhhh the reference to your sister. I hope your sister dosn't take it offensively. I don't think unrealrob is saying it seriously.
Rob is a sick-minded prick, i know his address weirdly enough i can give it to you so u can beat his ass thawn...i'll pay money to see it and sell tickets
wow im thinking i shoulda told sumone about it months ago when it first went up
guess i was faster than you. The first time i saw it, i thought i shouldnt humiliate him cuz he was still a buddy but now its different
I think it was pretty obvious over Xbox Live before he put it on his profile
well i dont have Xbox Live so i couldnt know.Wat made it so obvious? Wat was he yapping about?
well he spends hours playing Uno with her, with a camera, which is fucking weird no matter what. he also gets all excited whenever she logs on...
Well thats either a a very weird child or a very lonely one.
You would almost feel sorry for him. Unless you just are sorry for, and even then, I am not sure how long that would last.
No if you didn't know him then you would feel bad for him I guess.
G'day to all
I just had a mate e mail this to me and had to laugh, it's worth the read
Note to self: 'cancel credit cards prior to death!'
Be sure and cancel your credit cards before you die!
This is so priceless and so easy to see happening, customer service,
being what it is today.
A lady died this past January, and ANZ bank billed her for February and
March for their annual service charges on her credit card, and then
added late fees and interest on the monthly charge.
The balance had been $0.00, now is somewhere around $60.00.
A family member placed a call to ANZ:
"I am calling to tell you that she died in January."
"The account was never closed and the late fees and charges still
"Maybe, you should turn it over to collections."
"Since it is two months past due, it already has been."
So, what will they do when they find out she is dead?"
"Either report her account to the frauds division or report her to the
credit bureau, maybe both!"
"Do you think God will be mad at her?"
"Did you just get what I was telling you . . . the part about her being
"Sir, you'll have to speak to my supervisor."
Supervisor gets on the phone:
"I'm calling to tell you, she died in January."
"The account was never closed and the late fees and charges still
"You mean you want to collect from her estate?"
(Stammer) "Are you her lawyer?"
"No, I'm her great nephew."
(Lawyer info given)
"Could you fax us a certificate of death?"
Family Member: "Sure."
(fax number is given)
After they get the fax:
"Our system just isn't set up for death. I don't know what more I can do
"Well, if you figure it out, great!
If not, you could just keep billing her. I don't think she will care."
"Well, the late fees and charges do still apply."
"Would you like her new billing address?"
"That might help."
"Rookwood Memorial Cemetery,
1249 Centenary Rd, Sydney
Plot Number 69."
"Sir, that's a cemetery!"
"What do you do with dead people on your planet?"
ppl these days...all they want is money so they will do anything to get it lol
That was my father on the phone...
Another good one
I CAN READ IT! CAN YOU?
Fi yuo cna raed tihs, yuo hvae a sgtrane mnid too.
Cna yuo raed tihs? Olny 55 plepoe can.
i cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whotuit a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt! if you can raed tihs forwrad it.
JJ your saved
And surprise surprise the EA bfme2 forum site is down again. I wish they would close that site for good if this is the service they give.
Hahahaha, I can read it.
Kinda easy to read. Ive known of those things for a while....
i can read it too.
Yep, I can read that
Rob, if you dont want us to say shit about you. Then dont fucken set yourself up for shit like that. Why are you still coming by here? If your not in the clan why the fuck are you here? You dont really have anything good to say anyway.
G'day to all
this is just an interesting read from some producers
Guardian Unlimited, Tuesday August 7 2007
Now that the excitement over reality TV is dying down, a new budget- saving television revolution is upon us: internet video reruns. Later this year, many stations across America will be launching shows featuring some of the most popular web videos you've already seen.
They'll also be screwing the producers of those videos - people like me - out of royalties, recognition and more.
Over the past few years we've seen a decrease in the number of scripted shows on television. Instead, broadcasters have turned to running reality shows that proved less expensive and more profitable.
Now, noticing the increasing popularity of YouTube and video podcasts where people showcase their talent for free, broadcasters are turning their gaze to independent web video producers like us to find even cheaper content.
These days, we at Galacticast get at least three contracts in our inbox every week from some big media producer wanting to license our content. This is not a new thing: the Canadian technology channel G4 Tech TV started showcasing videoblogs over a year ago with their show Torrent, featuring some of the first big web video successes such as Galacticast, Ask a Ninja and Rocketboom. The difference now is that everyone seems to be jumping on the bandwagon, just as everyone did with reality TV after Survivor and Big Brother became popular.
Unfortunately, the majority of web video producers are working for the love of it. They don't have the business or legal know-how to fully understand what the contracts that are sent to them mean.
Often, the idea that their work might be featured on their favourite TV station is so exciting that they don't bother to read the small print.
While many people making web video don't expect to get paid for having their content broadcast on TV, they do expect recognition.
Unfortunately, in contracts I've seen recently from major American broadcasters, these new programmes aren't even willing to credit the producers by name or by web address.
What's more, these contracts often contain exclusivity rights - so not only do they expect you to sign over your content royalty-free, but for a long period of time. And, thanks to the quiet insertion of a waiver of moral rights, the creators don't have any control over spin-offs based on their work.
When we reply to these broadcasters explaining why we can't adhere to their demands, they often write back to baby us as if we can't possibly understand.
What we web video producers need to do is to ground ourselves as small businesses and micro production companies. Like any company, we need a lawyer to look over our contracts to make sure that we retain our rights. Or we could have a lawyer help us to write our own contract to send to the broadcasters as a way of outlining what's acceptable.
One major difference between web video makers and traditional TV and film producers is unions. Though the proud lack of gatekeepers is part of the web's appeal, it also means we've had to find other ways to defend ourselves. Where traditional producers have unions, we have message boards and internet groups to voice our concerns. In the future, we might need better ways to share experiences and warn against the various sharks trying to screw us over.
One thing is for sure: providing that I continue to watch TV, I will certainly be wondering which naïve producer signed away their soul for the unfunded video that will play on my screen. On second thoughts, perhaps it is a good thing they'll go uncredited.
Casey McKinnon is co-producer of the video podcasts Galacticast and A Comicbook Orange.
Sorry TT, but I dont want to read
The power of delete once again.
Bow before your Mod!!
i managed quite a lot....the 1st 2 paragraphas and then i dropped dead of boredom...
The whole thing in a nut shell:
"Stuff from Youtube is put on TV for people only if it becomes interesting. But current shows like Big Brother and Survivor drop those ratings."
lol look at this vid...imo it could be classed as torture...coz when i l***h the way hes l******g its so hard to breath
I didnt think it was possible for babies to l***h that hard
I got an email of that same thing too. When I realised I could read it, I was like Im incredible!!
lol we all are
And sorry I should have put the "in a nutshell" story somewhere under my last post but thankfully serated did
If we are in BSL we GOTTA be incredible
Oh to be young again. I miss the days were the simpelest things could entertain you.
Sigh I act more responsible then half the adults around here...
First of all make sure you get a toshiba. They're pretty much the most reliable and powerful laptops you can get without custom ordering something like an alienware.
ok. i actually considered alienware...but i got told "no, there ugly. . ." so that was that idea.
toshiba..k...ill have a look.
Are you fucking insane???? It's ugly so I won't get the best damn game laptop I can great idea.
Well like I said if you can't get a Alienware a Toshiba is the way to go.
Just a funny little piece with jackie chan wanting to play a role in x men 4 ( not that their will be one )
Has the privite forum password been changed ? b/c I can't get in, If it has can somone PM me the pass plz?
wasnt everyone pm'ed it? nm ill pm you it
I changed the pass at 12:00 in the night, how the hell do you expect me to send 41 pm's? I sent them to people assuming that the people I sent them too could help to let all the others know.
did i know that you sent the pm's at 12 midnight thawn? no. so please do not bite my fucking head off as we were not informed that we had to forward the pass to the rest of the clan members.
Ross stop using the F word, I know it's not that bad in the U.K but it is here. And I just get kind of frustrated I've got a lot of stuff going on right now and not enough time to do it.
yeah, it's "frowned upon" lol.but seriously we dont need another jimmy in the clan lol. no offense jimmy lol ur cool
yes and ive stopped the f**k parade too...
Best simpsons start ever hahaha
LOL! ive never ever seen that start before! do you know what season its from?
and ill stop swearing, its just that scots...all UK ppl have a tendency to swear quite a bit...
EDIT: elder you have a ps3 right? well i just wanted to let you have a look at this game, i think it will only come out for ps3 which is a bummer ^^ but take a look anyway dunno if you'll like it but i certainly like the look and sound of it
Sorry mate I have no idea which season it's from the title just got me curious enough to view it ( title was best simpsons start ever )
lol love the vid ttandc. I grew up on the Simpsons, Hell, I still am!
oh come on Thawn. Its just a word. I live in the U.S. and I dont give a rats ass if he says the f word. Its one thing to use it all the time, but every now and then is ok.
Yes TT has it right. I honestly don't care if you use it in the private forums but we need to keep public forums free of obscene language (I've been PM'd before about this...)
not bad and funny too
TT, I saw that Simpsons starting on TV once and I was so amazed by it lol
^^ thats a scottish narrator guy in that last vid tt xD
Well, he's damn funny
ok guys, since i know quite a few of you are marvel fans, i thought u might like to see this. you all know that they are making the new movie about Iron Man? well here is some info + a pic
@ Ross's quote: The only probelm is that Captain America is dead.
well, im not that bog of a Captain America fan but heres the link i dunno maybe they will bring him back to life...lol
or do...Captain America Begins/Returns (batman/superman, i hated those titles didnt you?)
EDIT: on the subject of films...The Bourne Ultimatum... ...that is all i can really say on the subject.
Thanks for the info on the iron man movie , I collected many marvel comics once. But they stopped selling them at our newstands and I had no way to get anymore after that.
Im going to see Bourne Ultimatum tomorrow .
its so dam good! you will love it! theres this one fight in it (you know how gd guys always kick bad guy ass in a matter of seconds...?) where it lasts for like 5 mins! its so frickin gd! theres also an amazing stunt with a car, and a motorbike (well, separate stunts) and the ending is just like....
EDIT: ohhhh man! i love calvin and hobbes! lol i found these especially funny.
this one is just frickin awesome!
Uhhhh. I don't get it.
are you serious?!?!?!
how can you not get it,....read it carefully, im not gonna try and explain it coz that will just sap the fun right out of it,.,...
Is he supposed to be nailing the table?
G'day dawnstalker or tainted evil not too sure there
It's dead pan humor. Its like sarcasm. Hobbs is putting nails into the coffee table, somthing that is very wrong to do. His mother freaks out saying what are you doing and instead of immidiatley saying I'm sorry or something like that hobbs say " is this a trick question?". As if he knows exactly what he's doing and is wondering why his mother would ask that question when it is obious what he is doing.
If anybody liked the alien vs predator movie the sequel comes out in december. If you want to see the trailer follow the link
And the ironman movie trailer
Oh and while I'm here I'm getting a quad core computer soon. Has anyone heard of any bad things about them in concerns to gameplay?
Sorry for double post but for some reason the edit button has dissapeared. -Posts Merged-
But anyway for the fans of the hitman games, agent 47 is up on the big screen late this year
Hitman movie trailer
yeah, btw forgot to tell every1 but i got my name changed to TaintedEvil. Ifc if you call me dawnstalker still it's just I like that name and alot fo people know me by it so i thought i'd bring it back.
change your name again and you die.
EDIT: oh and guys! take a look at this....i just love it! this shows you how fucking brilliant the Scots really are - Kilts and all!
On the topic of merchandise turning into movies, the wide spread craze is moving into new ground....
Thats right, now your favorite food mascots will star in their own movies!!!
See Tony the Frosted Flakes tiger in:
Crouching Tiger Hidden Milk Carton.
Disappointed by the Hulk movie? Well look forward to:
Jolly Green Giant: You wish you'd eaten your greens, because now they're gonna eat you!
Yeah I know that was totally cheesy, but I'm in that kind of mood...
lol haha her's something cheezy
And rossdee we all know that guinness made the scotish geniuses
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