The
THQ Week will soon meet its demise, but it has one last delicious weekend candy... an entire weekend with
Dawn of War 2: Retribution for free. That is right folks, you get to murder people, their families, and any bystanders for Khorne... or for Nurgle or Tzeentch, whatever you prefer, for an entire weekend. Perhaps the Imperial Guard tempts you more, with their huge cannons and missiles, bringing awesome destruction to your foes. All those tiny Guardsmen, oh, there are some big ones too, with barely any clothes on... Eh...? Better not think too much about that. Moving on and presenting the Baneblade's glorious cannon, the sound of which is music to any Guardsmen ears; Hey, Carl, listen to this... KABOOM! Ohhhh, I am tellin' ya, Jon, that sound is like sex.
Sadly this isn't the result of the Baneblade's huge cannon, still there is something magical about Orks getting exploded into tiny bits and pieces... it is beautiful.Ahh, yes, the Orks, lighting buildings on fire, burning people alive and above all else - saving the environment by stompin' down the forests, poisoning the water... and saving those cute little flowers by driving over them with a two ton tank. Their number one specialty? Dieing in spectacular ways; getting hit by a drop pod; splat. Getting hit by a Baneblade shell; big splat. Meeting with the Inqusition; status of planet greenskin: Exterminatus. Have I mentioned that the Ork campaign is hilarious? You should definitely try it out.
What are you waiting for? Go and have a try with Eldar, Space Marines, Orks, Chaos, Tyranids, and Imperial Guard. In addition; the entire
Dawn of War series is fifty percent off, including any downloadable content. So if you do happen to take a liking to
Retribution, or simply want to marry the game then you get it at half price and have all you need for multiplayer and The Last Stand, but you have to decide fast; the offer only lasts to Sunday, at midnight or so. Where can you get this superb deal? At
Steam, the frankeinstein monster that
Valve created.
