Modern Warfare 2

I doubt any one has started a thread like this for this game. It's simple just finish the sentence.
I'll start. You know you've played too much MW2 when you see a plane and call out "Enemy UAV spotted."

EDIT: Keep the thread going, its hilarious and sad at the same time =)

This post has been edited by spyborg: Dec 24 2009, 11:13 AM

You know you play too much MW2 when:

you run to a briefcase, open it for 3 secs, then throw it out the window and shout "BOMB DEFUSED" - taken from another site

when you see smoke, you secretly wait behind a bush for a box to drop from the sky

when you see someone laying down, you teabag them

you knife your friends thinking friendly fire is off

you fall down some steps and think you're in last stand

you run to every flag you see and shout "SECURING ALPHA"

My favorite one?

"You know you have played too much MW1/2 when you flinch every time you hear a loud 'click!' "

Not mine specifically, but I still like it.

You know you've played too much MW2 when you stop looking around naturally and quickly snap your head to any source of noise or to an unexpected entrance, constantly!

You know you've played too much MW when...

• You need to get somewhere quickly so you stop in at a convenience store and buy some emergency flares.
• You tell your friends "No Russian" when you enter an airport.
• You see an AK-47 at a gun store and think "That looks pretty cool, but it'd look way better with some red tiger stripes..."
• You miss the bus, and mentally remind yourself to equip Marathon and Lightweight next time.
• You see a riot on TV and wonder why the police officers don't have throwing knives.
• You are really careful around shuttered windows in case an enemy pops out as you walk by.
• You ask your friends in the military what killstreak rewards they've got equipped.
• You arrive on the dance floor and impress everyone with your dolphin dive.
• You see a red beret and immediately think "Witch!"
• You buy your own Ghillie suit for camping trips so you won't die immediately.
• You refer to any gun with more than one attachment as "Bling."
• You don't believe it's possible to fit a scope, a grenade launcher, and a silencer to the same gun.
• You play another PC game and are confused as to what all these oddly named "servers" are.

This post has been edited by VelocityGirl: Dec 23 2009, 13:43 PM

"you fall down some steps and think you're in last stand"

LOL

I jumped off my garage roof coz I thought I had commando pro on then I was in last stand?

'You know you've played too much MW2 when you go over to old ladies and wait for them to die so you can pick up ammo'







LOL that sucks i just made it up.

You might remember that from my piece in the CoD4 section!

Check it out guys, I wrote this awhile back, but I'm sure plenty of them still apply to MW2, and there are surely plenty more new ones for MW2.

Enjoy:You know you play too much Call of Duty 4 when...

I know! I saw a little plane the other day that looked just like a UAV! It was funny

You know you've been playing too much MW2 when you wonder why you don't unlock a silencer for your rifle after you kill 10 deer.

... I've actually done this. Don't remember what made the loud click, but I immediately thought of a claymore and froze up xD

This post has been edited by Sqwerlpunk: Dec 23 2009, 22:36 PM

Sqwerlpunk, you're still around ? Good to see you! If you're confused, this is LikeAGod152, the old Soulstorm RR.

You know you've played too much MW2 when you say the terrorists have an unfair advantage because they start with RPGs and AKs...

Well, I haven't been, tbh

I wandered back here after I got MW2 'cause I remembered that there was a great MW1 section on here, so I figured it was a great place to go creep for the new one.

It's great seein' all you old DoW boys still about, those were some good times, haha

You know you've played too much MW2 when:

you saw the total amount of time played and you want to shoot yourself.

you watch a gunfight movie and wish your favourite character has reloading speed of 'sleight of hand'

you see a soldier in the newspaper equipped with grenade launcher and you think to yourself: noobtuber

you always want to check out the dark areas in the bushes.

Edited By War Eagle To Fix spelling

This post has been edited by War Eagle: Dec 24 2009, 03:07 AM

You know you've played too much MW2 when you dream that you're Roach doing campaign. (this actually happened to me when I played W@W, obviously not as Roach though)

You know you've played to much MW2 when you see your enemies gamertag over their head at the mall.

That's funny but sounds wrong lmao

lol...only if it is raining and they are wet

I don't quite get the joke. Can someone explain it more clearly?

About a week ago, I was grinding Cold Blooded with my ANTI-AIR spec. When I went outside to buy some food I saw some bird circling around and then I was immediately like "UAV ONLINE" and also started to look for enemy UAVs.

It's mental :--D