Battle for Middle Earth 2 1.06

You will take it back

No, never. Gnomes are always bad

Looks good to me.

Your garden?

Look at that ugly creature.
That hat, beard, boots etc. Just

Afraid not. Just a random picture taken from the internet.

My garden is still an ongoing "project" and more of a jungle or wildlife refuge than neat and tidy.

Every time I make some progress it then rains which causes the weeds to regrow.

But it will look nice in the end.

Then I will consider placing a few gnomes just to add some character.

@FiRe^ArM I have a (white) beard, wear boots when gardening and walking plus I also wear a hat as required. Am I then ugly?

Are you fat and dwarf?

Skinny and 6' 4" tall.

Then no

Damn almost a giant!

A man you can look up to.

Literally and figuratively!

I'm bit closer with 6'

I use better measurements

So do I

This topic is blasphemy.

No, this talks about truth

How are you not banished from the kingdom of Gnomes already with such words!

He talks one way and acts the other.

Yes, yes he does.