I’m a baker. I’m a baker. I’m a baker. I’m a baker.
Yo! I’m a baker. I'm a gangster pastry maker. This is real, I’m no faker. This no place for belly achers.
I like baking pies; I bake them in any size. Man, I can speak no lies. I’ll even bake without my eyes.
I’m a baker. I’m a baker. I’m a baker. I’m a baker.
Oh, hi! I’m baking bread. Gotta keep my famly fed. I’ma bake until I’m dead. Did you hear what I just said?
I bake all day and night. Watch me bake - it’s quite a sight. If you want some, it’s alright. Go ahead and take a bite.
I’m a baker. I’m a baker. I’m a baker. I’m a baker.
I really like to bake. Got the urge to bake a cake. No time for fishin on the lake. Stay in the kitchen for Pete's sake.
Pay Me in Pizza
My name be Jacob Nash. I don’t want anymore cash. Cuz I already got a stash. Anymore to me’s just trash.
My pay day’s coming up. I’ma go to work and say, “Sup? Yo, don’t give me no more money. Just make a pizza for me honey.”
The love of money is pure evil. Going that route’s straight-out lethal. And, I don’t want to be a wreck. So I’ll ask for pizza, not a check.
I like pizza, it’s so good. In the country, in the hood. Anyplace, pizza is fine. And this one here, bro it is mine.
Pepperoni, cheese, and sauce. Eat that pizza like a boss. You dropped a piece, that’s your loss. When your done, you better floss.
I give no rip ‘bout losing weight. Eating pizza is my fate. So put some more here on my plate. I’ll set a record at this rate.
Pizza pie high in the sky makes me feel like I can fly. Maybe one day I will try. If I do, hope I don’t die.
Homemade pizza is the best, far better than all the rest, better than a treasure chest. Finding pizza is my quest.
Untitled
Yo, I get on random rhyme-writing roles for raps, but I can't really constantly write consistent crap. So, I think I'ma just write a song or two, cuz I don't think rap is what I'm supposed to do. After all, I'm just a white boy from North Dakota, where they don't listen to rap. It's like I told ya. All they ever listen to is country, but that ain't right. That's just not for me. All it ever does is makes me sick. I may have grown up on a farm, but I sure ain't a hick. So, when I hear country music, I just turn it off or I keep listening, but only laugh and scoff and say, "Country music, it just ain't good. You gotta listen to rap, like they do in the hood." Cuz, why'd you listen to country, when you can play some rap? It's simply so much smoother than that country crap.
Yo, I only listen to rap, cuz I wanna be cool. I never listen to country. It's like my number one rule. blablabla verse two continues... this is more like a freestyle than anything ;o
This post has been edited by egotisticalnoob: Aug 18 2011, 00:25 AM
Added Pay Me in Pizza. It makes me lol every time I read it ahaha. My real name is Jacob Nash btw. This is the first time I've actually given anyone online my real name, so you guys better feel special.
edit - I posted this in dU? I thought it was in Gnomes.
This post has been edited by egotisticalnoob: May 19 2011, 18:47 PM
I personally think they're a bit... eh idk. They make sense though and rhyme, which is better than a lot of rap out there. And they're still epic even if they lack true proness, just because they're about food and I wrote them.
This post has been edited by egotisticalnoob: May 23 2011, 16:18 PM
I'm a Baker
I’m a baker.
I’m a baker.
I’m a baker.
I’m a baker.
Yo! I’m a baker.
I'm a gangster pastry maker.
This is real, I’m no faker.
This no place for belly achers.
I like baking pies;
I bake them in any size.
Man, I can speak no lies.
I’ll even bake without my eyes.
I’m a baker.
I’m a baker.
I’m a baker.
I’m a baker.
Oh, hi! I’m baking bread.
Gotta keep my famly fed.
I’ma bake until I’m dead.
Did you hear what I just said?
I bake all day and night.
Watch me bake - it’s quite a sight.
If you want some, it’s alright.
Go ahead and take a bite.
I’m a baker.
I’m a baker.
I’m a baker.
I’m a baker.
I really like to bake.
Got the urge to bake a cake.
No time for fishin on the lake.
Stay in the kitchen for Pete's sake.
Pay Me in Pizza
My name be Jacob Nash.
I don’t want anymore cash.
Cuz I already got a stash.
Anymore to me’s just trash.
My pay day’s coming up.
I’ma go to work and say, “Sup?
Yo, don’t give me no more money.
Just make a pizza for me honey.”
The love of money is pure evil.
Going that route’s straight-out lethal.
And, I don’t want to be a wreck.
So I’ll ask for pizza, not a check.
I like pizza, it’s so good.
In the country, in the hood.
Anyplace, pizza is fine.
And this one here, bro it is mine.
Pepperoni, cheese, and sauce.
Eat that pizza like a boss.
You dropped a piece, that’s your loss.
When your done, you better floss.
I give no rip ‘bout losing weight.
Eating pizza is my fate.
So put some more here on my plate.
I’ll set a record at this rate.
Pizza pie high in the sky
makes me feel like I can fly.
Maybe one day I will try.
If I do, hope I don’t die.
Homemade pizza is the best,
far better than all the rest,
better than a treasure chest.
Finding pizza is my quest.
Untitled
Yo, I get on random rhyme-writing roles for raps,
but I can't really constantly write consistent crap.
So, I think I'ma just write a song or two,
cuz I don't think rap is what I'm supposed to do.
After all, I'm just a white boy from North Dakota,
where they don't listen to rap. It's like I told ya.
All they ever listen to is country,
but that ain't right. That's just not for me.
All it ever does is makes me sick.
I may have grown up on a farm, but I sure ain't a hick.
So, when I hear country music, I just turn it off
or I keep listening, but only laugh and scoff
and say, "Country music, it just ain't good.
You gotta listen to rap, like they do in the hood."
Cuz, why'd you listen to country, when you can play some rap?
It's simply so much smoother than that country crap.
Yo, I only listen to rap, cuz I wanna be cool.
I never listen to country. It's like my number one rule.
blablabla verse two continues... this is more like a freestyle than anything ;o
This post has been edited by egotisticalnoob: Aug 18 2011, 00:25 AM
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